The sleeping requirements of 3 people are greater than the space provided by a 6 tatami mat bedroom.  even when one of the people is small.

To all you assholes who are graduating and leaving Davis:

Congratulations.  Bon voyage.

One never knows when the homosexual is about, he may appear normal, and it may be too late when you discover he is mentally ill.

Am I the only one who confuses that weepy feeling you get when you have allergies... you know, the one where you feel like you're about to burst into tears at because someone told you your tag was sticking out... with real emotions ( Read more... )

I'm wondering how many of my friends are going to be in davis next year. If you read this, and you're my friend, and you're planning on sticking around, comment.

it "Handle it!" is the battle cry of the bottom, can "Merp!" be the battle cry of the top?

also, I've puked two separate times today... that's one too many!

So I went and looked at my TA evaluations the other day, and they were pretty good. Like on a 1-5 scale (5 being the best) I had like a 4.8 average. No one is more suprised about this than I am ( Read more... )

You'd think I'd go to scientific conferences to learn shit... but instead I went sledding and threw snowballs.

I am 100% satisfied with that decision.

one seldom gets such a concrete response to one's outfit:

Arion1984 (12:28:13 AM): also, celia says:
Arion1984 (12:28:14 AM): Jubilee023 (12:26:32 AM): ok fyi he had on cute jeans
Jubilee023 (12:27:00 AM): and i almost slipped and feel ass first in the mudd because i saw him and stopped paying attention to where i was walking on the quad grass

of Chloe's collection, "It looked like a couch was coming at you." Or a girls basketball team in terrible prom dresses. Or a herd of Ukrainian whores.