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[whttc]

Every Thursday this girl gets on the bus off of Royal Orchard and she feels she needs to put a whole bottle of vanilla fragerance on. The whole bus starts smelling like vanilla. and although i really like the smell of vanilla, she has on a very CHEAP kind. How do i know? well... when I worked at Shoppers, we would spray things to see how they smell

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[see_dog]

I know I HATE cheap immitation perfumes. You know they're made out of horse piss?

[whttc]

how do you know?!

[see_dog]

Because I have a certain thing simular to a horse...and so they extracted urin from me to make perfumes.