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it was a harvest moon, the music's playin lets go out and feel the night. it wasnt even intentional, i forgot about the moon and september. dreamt the night away, he said one day he would buy that orange sequenced mexican wrestler mask and wear it surfing. a man wearing a mexican wrestler mask has been known to appear at bars and then poof ( Read more... )

the guy that lives above me has bright red hair and a baby schitzu thats possibly the cutest furry little creature I have ever laid eyes upon. If cassidy 4 beers walker saw this thing she would spontaneously combust. the guy that lives below me often runs on the treadmill next to me around 5 am for a few miles and also has a cute schitzu. at the ( Read more... )

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photographic evidence:


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so Im not talking to my sidekick. that bitch is getting the silent treatment. I dont know what her deal is today. Shes been extra talkative and very obstreperous about getting whatever her point is across. I was putting on my makeup and she wouldnt shut up. I ignored her and so she decided to flip over her food bowl and food went EVERYWHERE. WTF. ( Read more... )

post anything that you want, and post it anonymously.

anything you'd like.

post twice if you so desire.

then, put this in your livejournal to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your livejournal) have to say.

its a slow slow day and its just me and my pudding here.

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my former boss would eat nothing but a pretzel and 8 cups of coffee all day and repeat while shaking his head "I read somewhere once, a quote...something like 'you can never go home'," His heels never touched the ground and he listened to my bitching about moving back in with the parental units with understanding and a little bit of twitching ( Read more... )