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[whyanthony]

I wonder how much money Ron and Hermione spent on their honeymoon.

And whether or not they're actually having sex on their honeymoon.

Comments

[lovememadley]

I'll pass, thank you.

[whyanthony]

I wonder if it's actually possible to snog Hermione.

[lovememadley]

Why would you wonder something like that?

[whyanthony]

Ravenclaw curiosity.

[maty_unscripted]

EWWWW

[whyanthony]

They're breeding the next generation of great wizards right now.

[maty_unscripted]

NO THANKS!

[whyanthony]

You're welcome anyway.

[breakerpadma]

Anthony, please... I almost lost my dinner.

[whyanthony]

I'm still contemplating whether it's possible to snog Hermione through all that hair.

[breakerpadma]

Well she had it sorted for the wedding so...

NO! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS!

I will count the dots on the ceiling instead.

[whyanthony]

Just like Ron's freckles.

[eddie_unedited]

I'm sincerely hoping people actually do that on their honeymoon. So here's to 'Yes'

[whyanthony]

Actually, what I've heard is that on their honeymoons, people get agonisingly close to having sex and then go for bike rides.

[eddie_unedited]

NOT LOOKING NOT READING CAN'T SEE THE WORDS THEY DON'T EXIST

[whyanthony]

Sometimes, they play Parcheesi instead.

[heyitsaliving]

Anthony, why?

[whyanthony]

To elicit this response from you.

[heyitsaliving]

Lovely.

The next time I see Hermione, shall I ask her what her favourite position is on your behalf then?

[whyanthony]

Don't mention me by name.