Fuck You, Spinosaurus

[whycantiforget]

I heard a little while ago that there's going to be a Jurassic Park 4. After the disappointment that was The Lost World and the travesty that was Jurassic Park III, why do they have to do this to something I loved so much? I loved the first Jurassic Park. It's still in my top echelon of movies that I can't choose between because it'd be like

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Raptor Rampage

[life_boy]

And if they're going with the whole evolution thing, they should have the raptors be like the ones from Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition on Sega Genesis where they jump like a hundred feet in the air, do a million flips and take down helicopters. That'd be sweet. Oh and bring back the freakin' dilophosaurs.

For real. That game was so fun. The first one was hard as hell to beat and it took forever to type in the freakin' password but I always enjoyed the second game a little more. It was fun to get the different powers too.

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[whycantiforget]

Hell yeah, that game was the shit. I liked the first one too but it was a bit slow. The hardest part was not falling to your death and it was always kind of like "walk, shoot the dinosaur, walk some more, shoot another dinosaur." JP: RE was more involved and cooler. You could actually kill the dinos with awesome weapons like the flame thrower and electricity gun instead of just knocking them out with girly tranquilizer darts and gas grenades. And instead of just those lame bosses where all you have to do is knock down the statue, the bosses in JP: RE actually, you know, did something.

Different powers? Do you mean the Playstation game? And have you ever played the Jurassic Park game on NES? That game was awesome as hell. Oh and have you ever played the Lost World Arcade Game where you use the guns? That game is fucking insane! If you've never played it, it's worth coming down to Orlando to play it. :-D Yeah, I guess you could say I'm a Jurassic Park video game Connoissaur, haha.

Dan

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[life_boy]

No, I've only played the game on Sega Genesis. As for the powers, it's been a long time since I played it, but I seem to remember that when you were the raptor you could eat something and run faster or get something akin to a Super Mario star or something. Perhaps I'm mistaken.

And yeah, I hated the fucking tranquilizer wuss darts from the first game. It took like fifty of the blue ones and then the dinosaur was just asleep and he would wake up and bite you shortly after you passed. And yeah, falling to one's death was a problem.

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[whycantiforget]

Hmm, I don't remember. I'll have to hook up the Genesis again and see.

[mcmahonfan316]

::Stands up and claps::

Bravo Dan! And yes, I believe they SHOULD let you direct this movie.

But I had a little idea of my own. If they ARE going to go with the whole Evolution idea....They should bring back the Ortonsaurus....and I wonder if they have suits big enough to fit the T-Rex and Veloci-Ricflair...I wonder..

[whycantiforget]

Lol you are the height of too muchery.

The Ortonsaurus, isn't that the dinosaur that runs away all the time and hits the other dinosaurs in the nuts all the time?