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[whydanwhy]

Dan's Words of Wisdom:
If you squeeze the tip of your nose together (depending on your nose, it should feel a bit wider because of that whole wacky cartilage thing) you'll be able to sense smells better and even breathe through your nose easier!So, this is a long awaited update. I must speak my mind though, I'm only updating because I'm making a

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[qbnsuperman]

that was so funny that i pissed my pants and farted at the same time. lolol. i loved it. i'm not in any of the pics though :-(

[whydanwhy]

You are. See, those pictures were actually shirt designs that I had you wear while you slept. But since you're just so damn big, only the design came out, even with my custom 82MP Digital Camera.

YAY!!!

[anonymous]

i'm quite happy and impressed with the artistic expression. it was more than i could have ever hoped for. thanks for the nice rack.
-the one who is no longer crying:)

[whydanwhy]

You're welcome. I hope you forgive me, since they're kinda lopsided and all. But at least they're not hollow like the other girls' in the second picture!

Wow...

[anonymous]

Now i want to say something about the picture story .. (much better graphics than the Picture Bible btw) but ... Jennifer Love Hewitt has left me breathless and stunned .. Can she be hotter? I think not. Can she be any more of a cock tease? i think not. Does she need to make sure that she's never around me while i'm holding a towel soaked in anesthetics? I think so.

-bert

I'm just kidding about the anesthetics.

No i'm not.