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I'm taking this because I'm pretty sure I'm a redneck.
Are you a redneck?
( ) lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
( ) own a gun?
( ) hunted?
( ) driven a truck?
Subtotal= 1
( ) chewed tobacco?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
Subotal= 6
(x) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
(x) fed a farm animal?
( ) worn carhartt?
( ) lived in a small town?
( ) worked on a car?
Subtotal= 4
(x) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) been to an oval track?
( ) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal= 1
( ) watched the dukes of hazzard episodes?
( ) owned more than two cars that don't run?
( ) been to a junkyard
( ) been a racist
( ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?
( ) went frog gigging? (what??)
Subtotal= 0
( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) worn camo?
( ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
(x) went swimming in the pond?
Subtotal= 2
( ) drank white lightening? (moonshine)
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a rebel flag?
(x) eaten venison (deer meat)?
(x) cooked over a fire?
( ) ever been muddin?
( ) ate squirrel?
Subtotal= 2
Overall= 16
Now multiply your score by 2.
I am 32% redneck. lol.
YEEHAWW! If your redneck score is over 50%, you can officially call yourself a redneck... I guess
Are you a redneck?
( ) lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
( ) own a gun?
( ) hunted?
( ) driven a truck?
Subtotal= 1
( ) chewed tobacco?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
Subotal= 6
(x) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
(x) fed a farm animal?
( ) worn carhartt?
( ) lived in a small town?
( ) worked on a car?
Subtotal= 4
(x) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) been to an oval track?
( ) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal= 1
( ) watched the dukes of hazzard episodes?
( ) owned more than two cars that don't run?
( ) been to a junkyard
( ) been a racist
( ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?
( ) went frog gigging? (what??)
Subtotal= 0
( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) worn camo?
( ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
(x) went swimming in the pond?
Subtotal= 2
( ) drank white lightening? (moonshine)
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a rebel flag?
(x) eaten venison (deer meat)?
(x) cooked over a fire?
( ) ever been muddin?
( ) ate squirrel?
Subtotal= 2
Overall= 16
Now multiply your score by 2.
I am 32% redneck. lol.
YEEHAWW! If your redneck score is over 50%, you can officially call yourself a redneck... I guess