So yeah, 22 is coming up in less than two weeks. I have not accomplished anything in the past year that warrants any kind of celebration so hopefully everyone forgets ( Read more... )

Life moved fast in the Jazz Age.

Jay Gatsby was only 23 when he died.

Divorced single father Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks was worth more money.

It came from the defense industry.

lost ( Read more... )

I got a card in the mail today from my mom. It was a pre-birthday card to make me aware that my birthday is on the way. It had the birthday hug monkey on it and it was amazing.

I ran into a train yesterday (with my body not a car). It hurt a little, but it was mostly just embarrassing ( Read more... )

My favorite thing is sometimes the red lifesaver with a little bit of orange stuck to it.

A kid staying in the summer hostel came into work today to use our fax machine. He had to send like thirty faxes for some martial arts outreach program he's working for so I had to sit with him in the office for like half an hour. He started talking about Chicago (where he's from) and how theres some huge rivalry going on between Chicago and New ( Read more... )

The setting: my house. The game: Lord of The Rings Trivial Pursuit. The victor: Patrick ( Read more... )

remoteOhioday (3:24:16 PM): the last two people you made out with have been from new jersey ( Read more... )

Here is my projection for my roommate's future. Marlena is going to graduate school and use her degree to get a job in a coffee shop. Here she will be content and happy because she is going to become a free loving bohemian. She will live in a flat by herself. When a visitor enters this flat they will feel like they have been transported to an ( Read more... )