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[whysir]

hey i am at work!

translation: I'm going to kill myself. With an iPod shuffle.

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[flashpoint_zero]

impressive, to say the least.

[oxalic]

You must delineate the step-by-step process for iSuicide, because I am baffled.

[whysir]

see, i would cut open my neck and clamp the shuffle on to a major artery. then my brain would get no blood. thus, death.