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[whysoearnest]

...Oh, ahaha.

Dear me, what have I gotten myself into? Now, see, this... technology, is it? It has so many buttons and so many letters and so many options to make things easier that I feel very complicated about them

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[mysunnieswin]

.....

[whysoearnest]

I believe ellipses do not count as a greeting.

[mysunnieswin]

My apologies.

[[ooc. /FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL/]]

[whysoearnest]

I sense sarcasm from you, young man!~

What brings you to here?

[infinitywhrlwnd]

So who the fuck are you? Haine's dad or something?

[whysoearnest]

How mean.~

I am... I suppose I can be his father, though only in faith. And even then Haine makes a very negligent Catholic.

[infinitywhrlwnd]

...The fuck are you on about? Ain't you related? You got the same name as him.

[whysoearnest]

PURE COINCIDENCE!~

[trueb1ue]

You know Haine?

[whysoearnest]

I am his shepherd, and he is my flock.

Though the flock would do best to lead the shepherd, this time around.

[trueb1ue]

...Huh?

[whysoearnest]

I am a priest, patroning the Catholic religion.

Do call me Bishop.

[princeassassin]

Mmm? They don't have computers where you live~?

[whysoearnest]

Too expensive. And I do hav emy vows of poverty to live with.

Hello.

[princeassassin]

Aaaah, really?

Hi there!

[whysoearnest]

Greetings, again.~

May I ask whose attention I have managed to attain at the moment?

[nicotine_patch]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY YOU ARE BLIND!!

[whysoearnest]

WHY, BADOU, KEYBOARDS DO COME IN BRAILLE!~

And you also have a roof to fix and some water pipes to replace.

[nicotine_patch]

How do you see the RESPONSES, douchebag? HAH! FUCKING FESS UP, YOU GODDAMNED BRIDE OF CHRIST.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[whysoearnest]

Do you want to DIE, Badou Nails? There's this lovely coffin in the back, I'm sure you'll look dashing within it!

And one of the patrons have been kind enough to equip this machine with a vocalizer - it reads the text out for me.