Nothing Of Substance.
This one presented some tough choices...
p>Your result for The What type of MAN turns you on Test...
Naughty boy
You scored 40% masculine, 41% athletic, 45% exotic, and 50% refined!
You like your men with a more boyish look. The huge muscle-popping men don't do it for you as much as the sleeker toned guys. You like the all-American look, but not the squeaky clean type - a little on the bad boy side. Someone like.....Ashton Kutcher. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!
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Your result for The 4-Variable IQ Test...
Interpersonal
40% interpersonal, 20% visual, 25% verbal and 15% mathematical!
Your strongest type of intelligence is Interpersonal. You thrive when thinking about people, social situations, and human interaction. That's very touching. You are very likely to be empathetic, sympathetic, and in general, less pathetic, than most other test takers.
Your specific scores follow. On any axis, a score above 25% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 25% means you use it less. It says nothing about cognitive skills, just your interest.
Your brain is roughly:
40% Interpersonal
20%Visual
25%Verbal
15%Mathematical
Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice to the world.
1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 20%.
2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 25%.
3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 50%.
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Your result for The Intellectual Sexiness Test...
Warm Welcome
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 53!
You're adequate when it comes the sexual intellect. You're more liberated than most, but you're also less liberated than most. You're a long way from the top, and in this day and age of sexual freedom, that's not too good.
You're fun in bed, sex is a pleasure with you, but if you'd free your mind a little more you could be fantastic. Study up on sex. Read everything you can on it, manuals, magazine articles, porn. Talk with the opposite sex about it. Experiment, grow, develop. Become a red hot lover from the inside out. It's not about how you look, it's about how you think. Figure out what's sexy and become it.
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Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test...
Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 22% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
Love & Sexuality
America/Politics
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Your result for The Nationality Preference (W. Euro) Test...
Bella Italia!
45% Italian, 9% German, 36% English, 45% Swedish, 45% Spanish and 18% French!
Apparently, you find Italians to be beautiful. Don't feel ashamed, much of the world agrees with you. Many of the world's fashion models and classic beauties come from Italy or have Italian blood, including Sophia Loren, Maria Bello, Monica Bellucci, Alyssa Milano, and Brooke Sheilds. From north to south, traits that are common (but not true for all) amoung Italians are a wide range of brown to black hair, brown eyes, and tanned skin (the further south one travels).
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Your result for The What Kind of Girl are You Test...
The Liberal Beauty
You scored 70 looks, 70 personality, 23 politics, and 73 sex drive!
You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and youre highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.
Don't Forget to Take My Other 2 Tests
The Music (Rock That Is) Test
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The One Question Test
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Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
Spiteful Loner
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
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Your result for The Freud's 5 Sexual Stages Test...
Latency stage. You're 7-13 yrs old
You scored 38% Fixation! Of which 15% oral, 20% anal, 27% phallic and 33% latency
You are stuck in the Latency (asexual) Stage , the stage you are supposed to be in when you're 7-13 years old. The latency stage is the period of relative calm. In this stage you are leaving the former stages behind you. You don't really feel any sexual need now because you successfully repress them. You stop masturbating. Instead you focus on other things like school, sports or hobbies. You only play with children of the same sex. In this phase a human learns to forget, to relativate, and what his/her priorities are.
Well, something went wrong here and resulted in a Latency Fixation. Solving the Oedipus/Elektra complex, and overcoming castration anxiety or penis-envy are difficult, stressful tasks and often children fail to complete it successfully. Especially when other stressfull things are happening at the same time in their lifes. But you are dealing with the fixations from the former stages, and you will probably be alright in the future!
A fixation at this stage could result to the fact that in adult life, they never feel comfortable around the opposite sex and they may avoid sexual relations with the opposite sex or else they perform sexual activities in an emotionally detached or aggressive manner. According to Freud masturbation, oral, anal and toys fall into this category!
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Your result for The Where in America Do You Belong Test...
East Coast
55% Independent, 11% Traditional, 68% Liberal, 61% Aggressive
The East Coast includes the New England states with a few others. They are the oldest region in the nation and they know it.
The East Coast gets credit for being tolerant, but that's only by one definition of the word. East Coast culture has every bit high standards of behavioral expectation that the South does, just on different (Usually opposite) things.
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Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...
Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 65% romantic, 29% comedy, 24% complex plot, and a $ 28 million budget.
With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!
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Your result for The Lover Style Profile Test...
The Surprising Lover
64% partner focus, 38% aggressiveness, 55% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:
You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.
This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover.
The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather like a geode--sometimes rough on the exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their inner greatness unless they're in a rewarding relationship.
In terms of physical love, the Surprising Lover really shines, often highly imaginative and utterly devoted to bringing the heights of pleasure to the one that they truly love. Given a rewarding, reciprocative relationship, and the right lover, the Surprising Lover can be a delight in bed.
Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Carnal Lover (most of all) or the Exotic Lover, or the Suave Lover.
Congratulations!
If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:
Nerds, Geeks & Dorks
Professional Wrestling
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
America/Politics
Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST
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