No, I am NOT pregnant and no, I've NEVER had children. What the fuck kind of question is that? I don't even ask obviously pregnant women if they or pregnant or when they are due. Just because someone has a slight belly doesn't mean there's an embryo in there. I'm fucking bottom heavy and there's not much I can do about it. No matter how much I ( Read more... )

I don't know how much more I can take.

Yeah, I know. I say it alot and nothing ever happens, but damn it, I really need a change. I'm going to see if I'm eligable to transfer and take a shot at Astoria. I want to get my passport and do some traveling. I want to get these damn blackheads out of my forehead. >:P I want to get all my debts paid off and not have to worry about them ( Read more... )

Fuck yeah!


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Crystal, you have to listen to this!

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Well, it's my birthday and I have to work. Oh joy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ceinwyn81!!!!!!!!!

( Survey just 'cause )

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY tinaisnoacronym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have texted you but I lost your number 'cause I suck as a friend. ^^; I also lost Fawn's so please tell her a happy early b-dar from me. ^^

Hope you're having a good one!

I was flipping through my Native American cookbook and stumbled on a recipe for brains.

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