Dear Takeout sandwich places:

[wiccanmouse]

Please design a better way to put my pickle in the takeout bag. Simply wrapping it in a small piece of wax paper or rolling it up with the sandwich is unsufficient. The pickle juice drips out and makes the paper bag soggy, it ruins anything I put the paper bag near or spills all over my desk.  Stop it.

thank you

Comments

[juxtapose_42]

We wrap ours pretty tightly with cellophane. Seems to work. Now, if we'd only deliver to you, you'd be set.

- Jux

[wiccanmouse]

3 places around here basically get every soaking. One has paper bags which it just eats through, the other wrapps it with the sandwich so as you unwrap (flipping the sandwich over a few times to unfold the paper) you spray juice everywhere!

I just want to either not have the pickle or have a neat pickle...is that so hard to get? honestly.

You need to work on delivery options :)