blargh

Nov 09, 2004 22:22

My computer is acting up again. The keyboard keeps skipping letters and everything is going down the creek. I'm suprised my screen hasn't changed colors spontaneously.

That's probably next on the list, eh?

God must not like this Dell. Or Satan....

...



*dies laughing*

Oh man. I just had this great mental image of the supernatural forces having a cosmic battle over the computer.

Satan: *happily hacking harmfully into hardrive* And THIS shall be PINK and this shall be ORANGE and this shall be PLAID. Heh. Heh. Hehehehehehheheh. Nothing like a good case of evil to screw things over...

God: *busting in like the incredible taskforce* STOP! IN THE NAME OF ME!

Satan: Ohgod!

God: THAT'S RIGHT.

Satan: I wasn't doing anything bad. I was just rearranging their colour scheme!

God: ....

God: DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

Satan: NO. *cries*

Leigh: *meandering in aimlessly* Hey guys, what's up?

Satan: *stares*

God: *STARES*

Satan: What are you doing here?

Leigh: I'm s'posed to lead the French Army to victory. Hey, I always thought God looked like Morgan Freeman.

God: *FACEPALM*

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