WTF?

Aug 17, 2010 19:00

Almost immediately after clocking in I was accosted by an older couple. The woman wanted "those pantyhose that come in a ball," by which I assume she meant these:




I include the picture because I honestly don't know if they have been packaged like this since the early eighties. I don't remember seeing these packages in quite some time (although I wear stockings about once a year.)

I told the couple we didn't carry them. The husband gave me a thousand-yard stare and asked, "Why not?"

"I don't think they make them anymore."

"Why not?"

" . . . haven't seen them in a long time. Don't know why."

They walked away in a minor huff.

About twenty minutes later, Husband swings by the jewelry counter, leans waaay over, and asks me, "Have you been a good little girl?"

I mumbled something like, "What the . . . "

"Have you been a good little girl?"

I stared at him a minute and said, "It's been a very long time since I've been a little girl."

"Oh, well then, have you been a good young lady?"

I lost all wit at that point and just stared. Next time I will suggest asking his wife her opinion of my behavior. Now I am off to take a scalding hot shower that will hopefully rinse off the creepy. Ew.

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