Jack: Its a jar of dirt ( Read more... )

Tia Dalma is the most rockin' character to ever hit the big screen. Her accent is kickass ( Read more... )

I need to start putting more effort into this book, otherwise I should just throw it away.

I put one of the 'Out of Order' signs on the door of Video Warehouse. I doubt if even one person avoided that door and used the other.

I didn't put any up at Tony's.
I'm too afraid of Moose to pull off a stunt like that there.
>.Tonight was business as ( Read more... )

"Cut out and stick this sign on any item of public infrastructure you might encounter today, including, but not limited to: elevators, garbage trucks, cranes, phone booths, toilets, ventilation units, escalators, entrances to subway stations. The aim is to achieve comprehensive social breakdown across the US ( Read more... )

For anyone who was confused by my last entry as far as the part about going to get Jeremy,

I'm not going crazy.
I did not mean that we were going to Europe to get him.
I'm not THAT deranged and obsessive.

He's home until August, and then he goes back out to sea.

Day 4: World Coloring-In Day ( Read more... )

So...nothing went as planned yesterday ( Read more... )

I'm cheating ( Read more... )

I GOT MY DRIVER'S LISCENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I passed the road test with 100%.
<3

I have a lot on my mind right now ( Read more... )