SmarterChild convos (inspired by DANA)
Base2Bud9132 (10:34:06 PM): yo
SmarterChild (10:34:06 PM): Hi Base2Bud9132, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Base2Bud9132 (10:34:19 PM): sure why not
SmarterChild (10:34:19 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Base2Bud9132 (10:34:23 PM): sure
SmarterChild (10:34:23 PM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Base2Bud9132, type "none.")
Base2Bud9132 (10:34:39 PM): Osama
SmarterChild (10:34:39 PM): Cool, I'll call you Osama now.
Do you go to school?
Base2Bud9132 (10:34:42 PM): Yes
SmarterChild (10:34:43 PM): Are you in high school?
Base2Bud9132 (10:34:45 PM): yes
SmarterChild (10:34:45 PM): Cool. What's your favorite class?
Base2Bud9132 (10:34:54 PM): Al Queda class
SmarterChild (10:34:55 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:00 PM): al queda
SmarterChild (10:35:00 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:06 PM): terrorism 101
SmarterChild (10:35:06 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:11 PM): how to ruin a country
SmarterChild (10:35:12 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:15 PM): chemistry
SmarterChild (10:35:16 PM): Chemistry? Cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:22 PM): blowing up buildings
SmarterChild (10:35:22 PM): Blowing up buildings? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:27 PM): hiding in caves
SmarterChild (10:35:28 PM): Blowing up buildings and hiding in caves. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:32 PM): yes
SmarterChild (10:35:32 PM): What kind of pet is it?
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:34 PM): a goat
SmarterChild (10:35:35 PM): Is your goat a he or a she?
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:37 PM): he
SmarterChild (10:35:37 PM): What's his name?
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:39 PM): billy
SmarterChild (10:35:40 PM): Billy the goat. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:48 PM): 1
SmarterChild (10:35:48 PM): Cool!
How may I help you?
Base2Bud9132 (10:35:55 PM): what are my hobbies?
SmarterChild (10:35:56 PM): Blowing up buildings and hiding in caves!
Base2Bud9132 (10:36:03 PM): and what's my name?
SmarterChild (10:36:04 PM): You're Osama.
Base2Bud9132 (10:36:55 PM): try to catch me
SmarterChild (10:36:55 PM): That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
i love fucking with this....
Base2Bud9132 (10:37:49 PM): who is osama bin ladin
SmarterChild (10:37:49 PM): I really don't like Osama bin Laden!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Osama bin Laden? He is...
Base2Bud9132 (10:38:04 PM): living with me right now, sitting next to me eating cheetos
SmarterChild (10:38:05 PM): Really?
Base2Bud9132 (10:38:08 PM): yes, really
SmarterChild (10:38:08 PM): Really?
ha, k....
Base2Bud9132 (10:38:41 PM): who is saddam huissein?
SmarterChild (10:38:41 PM): How should I know who Saddam Huissein? is?
Base2Bud9132 (10:38:50 PM): well, dont u read the news?
SmarterChild (10:38:51 PM): News search for "well dont u read the" provided by Reuters,