Holy shit, my sister is married ( Read more... )

I've lost ten pounds ever since I got a job. How awesome is that.

When I got to work today, there was barely anyone there (didn't change much throughout the night.) There was this guy at the bar that had apparently already been there for a while. He occasionally asked for the time or for another Labatt Blue and kept mumbling something about how he had to catch a bus. He was an old, haggard looking man who didn ( Read more... )

Second day of work. My feet. My back. My God. Angela, the cook, said this was one of the tamest thursdays she'd seen in a while. I've been there every thursday for the past two months and I'd have to agree. Though, until she told me that, I just assumed the hall looked more empty from the other side of the bar ( Read more... )

Today I worked my first day ever at what most people might consider a "real" job. That isn't to say I've never worked, cause I have. I've taught a few piano lessons, done piano accompaniment as well as played a few paid jazz gigs. But I've never been on payroll, never had any kind of work schedule. And now I do. I'm a barback, or bartender's ( Read more... )

I'M EMPLOYED, BITCHES, AHAHAHAHA

LOOK OUT WORLD, JOE HAS A LOW PAYING JOB WITH A RESPONSIBILITY TO SERVE THE PUBLIC AND NO CHANCE OF EVER HAVING BENEFITS WHILE IN THIS CURRENT LINE OF LOW-LEVEL EMPLOYMENT

YEAH!

I had an Antonio Carlos Jobim tribute album and don't have time to find it. But I do have time to spit out a fast livejournal reminder to myself to find it later. Also, if anyone else has one, I'll give my left testicle. It doesn't pull it's weight like righty does anyways ( Read more... )

lindsay lohan's boobs are welcome back anytime.

They're called evolutionists, but I can't stop calling them evolutionaries.

Uwe Boll. If you don't know who he is, this entry is here to fix that. I read this one article a while back about a member of the Something Awful forums who was awarded the unique pleasure of being a screenwriter for Mr. Boll on the Alone in the Dark project. After snickering with glee, I forgot about the article until about an hour ago when I ( Read more... )