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An icebreaker works by using its bow and keel to ride up upon the ice and crushing it beneath its weight, allowing the ship unconstricted travel and leaving a path of destruction behind in its wake.

Maybe its time to change tactics in my life.

Can somebody tell me why i am looking at deadthings, sorry- correction BURNT deadthings, at 4:55 in the morning? I mean really. i am meant to glide through this course on a combination of sheer brilliance, astounding genius and a healthy dose of complete bullshittery, and now i find myself actually DOING WORK. Christ almighty, slay me now ( Read more... )

Its my mothers birthday. i have to go celebreate the old coots life now. I wish i still had the collapsing birthday cake i gave her for her 40'th. after you put the 20 or so candle on it collapsed concave...bahahahahha ( Read more... )

Oh do not die, for I shall hate ( Read more... )

Bahahahahaha....

This is nothing.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3159813.stm
You should see what we say at work.

When we say baby back ribs, we are not talking about food. Unless you are an anthropophagus, whereby i want to meet you.

My face hurts.

Merging oceans ( Read more... )

mmm ( Read more... )

Its never nice when you can't say what you want to. I find myself not declaiming what i believe in case i ruin what i have. Its not through anyone's fault, i just don't want to make things worse. What sounds perfectly reasonable in my head is just garbled nonsense whenever i say it. I just wish thats sometimes fairytales did come true. then again, ( Read more... )

Looks like tonight i will be huddled under my doona, eating chips and playing Alice. I could do work, but i have already done a whole half-hours worth, and thats enough for me. I have to go to court on monday to give evidence in a burg. case. Lucky, lucky me. what are the chances i get a magistrate that i know??? Stupid moron was trying to steal ( Read more... )