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[yourtelegrapher]

nailpolish.
my friend, when she told me her boyfriend commented on her nails when she changed the color [even pink sparkles to the same shade without the sparkles] i told her she has to marry him. and then a couple months later he proposed by drawing in chalk up her walkway "will you marry me?" with the ring box at the top of the question. when she saw it she crouched down and couldnt move and hes like "Dont you want to get the ring baby?" and shes like "I cant move"
it was fucking adorable. i love those two.
and theyre perfect for each other. she was born with AIDS and hes a nurse. fucking amazing.

[yourtelegrapher]

oh and if you fuck up with the first sentence just let it go. the babble never works. then again its fucking hard to stop once you start. i do that shit too and im a girl but its not on a creepy level i just make retarded connections to things and then i have to explain why crayola crayons are the same exact thing as a dog getting spayed which makes sense in my head but to normal society im legally insane. when i could have left it at the statement and let it be confusing i try to explain why and in the end i sound eeven more insane and still nothing was clarified.