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[wife_of_feanor]

*looks in the mirror*

*doesn't like what I see*

The broomcloset is doing nothing for my complexion..

*sighs*

*has heard the spas in Alqualonde can do wonders*

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[lord_feanor]

Uh...

Dear? Aren't we trying to avoid people who hate me?

[wife_of_feanor]

*looks at you*

*looks in the mirror again*

Yes... definitely getting sallow..

Umm.. you could always put on a wig and wear a dress?

[lord_feanor]

*GLARES*

The PURPOSE of GOING on VACATION is to RELAX.

*twitches slightly*

[wife_of_feanor]

*wants my spa dammit*

Of course herven...

*thinks*

We could go to Alqualonde dressed as plebs and they'd never know it was us? I'm sure you cold borrow something from Haldir.