Comments | wifeofelros: I love Númenor. It doesn't suck, and you can't have it.

wifeofelros

I love Númenor. It doesn't suck, and you can't have it.

Jun 03, 2002 03:10

Anyone who wishes to court my grandson should go through me, or face my wrath.

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maedhrosthetall June 3 2002, 00:20:37 UTC

Um.

I'm one of the better Sons of Feanor?

I actually helped people, and stuff.

wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:23:13 UTC

You the one with the hook? I don't want my grandson with some sort of freak.

maedhrosthetall June 3 2002, 00:23:53 UTC

I could have the hook removed.

It wasn't my fault that I don't have a hand!

wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:25:59 UTC

You could, but would you have a hand back? Get it back, and I'll think about it.

I'm sure it wasn't. NEXT!

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elfwine June 3 2002, 00:24:34 UTC

Hello, I am Elfwine, my father is Eomer the only sane Rohirrim.

I would like to marry your grandson, please.

wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:30:20 UTC

You don't look sane. Not by a longshot.

I'm sure you would. He's very bright, sweet, handsome, and royal.

Do something nice for Amandil. Go through an ordeal to prove yourself worthy.

elfwine June 3 2002, 00:42:07 UTC

I am sane. To various degrees.

An ordeal...what sort of oredeal?

wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:48:43 UTC

Hmm.

Walk through a desert naked with no food, destroy some evil trinket fashioned by a Dark Lord, watch some golf for a few hours! You look... artsy - you'll think of something, I'm sure.

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amandil June 3 2002, 00:25:51 UTC

Gramma there are sons of Fëanor and strange Rohirrim calling me cute and proposing to me!!

wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:31:24 UTC

Be wary of them, sweetie. Remember: they only want one thing. Gramma will hit them with bricks if she needs to.

amandil June 3 2002, 00:38:32 UTC

Maedhros gave me a saphire! It's shiny. Um, um, should I stay and talk to these guys, or just go somewhere and wait until you're done with them?

wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:44:29 UTC

Oh, pretty! Hide it under your bed.

Talk to that strange girl, dear. I will remove her when her time is up. Just yell if she touches you and Gramma will protect you.

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polluxx June 3 2002, 00:27:16 UTC

Can I court your grandson?

Very well. wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:33:24 UTC

You may sit in a room with him with your hands tied behind your back.

I will fetch the courting candle. Once it's burned down to the little black mark, you must leave!

No touching! Or your eye meets a brick!

Re: Very well. polluxx June 3 2002, 00:34:48 UTC

Great! Thank you, Queen Wolfgang, your majesty.

*bows humbly*

Re: Very well. wifeofelros June 3 2002, 00:40:52 UTC

You are very welcome, child. For now.

*ties Audrey's hands together and lights the candle*

Go and make wholesome conversation!

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wifeofvardamir June 3 2002, 01:14:39 UTC

Yo.

wifeofelros June 3 2002, 01:23:26 UTC

Hello.

Re: wifeofvardamir June 3 2002, 01:26:09 UTC

I'm Dee Dee now, Mother Wolfgang. :)

Already? Impressive! wifeofelros June 3 2002, 01:29:20 UTC

Excellent, Dee Dee! I'm glad you are here.

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