This was on a friends page and made me laugh.

[wig_wam_bam]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

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[cowboyjesus]

Um...domestic something between you and your ma, but only that.

I don't wanna post it on my journal. Hardly anyone reads it anyway.
You know what they'll haul me away for...income tax evasion, but I'll be thinking along the way, "Hey! Free dental care! Finally I can catch up on the luxury that is regular chewing."

I'm only two years in arears. What can I say, I circumvented Social Services telling me how much I deserved from the Gov, since I wasn't able to pitch in UI AND pay for my mortgage too. It's been only me who I employ.