ok, my turn. we have quite a few senile clients at the firm, and today the saddest/funniest of all came in. kelly and i were sitting at our desks when this really, really old man walked into the office and shouted to us, "Are you girls behaving yourselves? Because if you aren't, you know who is watching...GOD is watching." We were a bit shocked. he then walked up to my coworker and asked, "Where are you from." she answered that she is from west virginia, and the old man asked, "Did you meet God there?" he reminded kelly and i to behave ourselves one last time before leaving the office. it was hard to believe that he had come to the firm to conduct a legal transaction. another old lady named mrs. bunny once told kelly and i that she shouldn't have willed away all of her antique china to her daughter-in-law because the daughter-in-law is a psychologist, and psychologists believe life started with an ant and not with god.
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