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First of all, neither you nor your sister can dance, I tried posting this in a comment but it was too long.
Secondly;
Where did you meet the last person you were in a car with?:
Coming out of the Womb
Where were you at 10:30pm last night?:
Playing WOW
Besides this survey, what are you doing right now?:
Watching football
Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?:
Yes.
Did you kiss anyone today?:
No.
Would you like to put last night on repeat and live it forever?:
I plan to not play WOW for much longer than a month.
What’s the best thing that happened to you today?:
I had wings, it was awesome.
How old do you think you’ll be when you have kids?:
Anywhere over 30 or so.
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?:
No.
Are you waiting for something?:
Yes.
What do you wear to bed?:
Boxers
Do you like the song “So What” by Pink?:
She has a man face.
When was the last time you hugged a member of the opposite sex?:
Wow, I really can't remember.
Can you easily touch your toes?:
Kind of.
Do you take walks when your mad?:
Sleep.
Who were you with last night?:
My internet friends.
Were you happy when you woke up today?:
I was happy it snowed, that's about it.
Would you be happy if you married the last person you kissed?:
I don't see why not.
If you could change your eye color, would you?:
Yes, to green. Although, I like being called brown eyes.
What are you listening to at the moment?:
Cannibal Corpse with my dad.
Who did you last get in a big argument with?:
Probably Jessi.
When will your next kiss be?:
Hopefully Wednesday.
Have you ever dated someone named Taylor?:
Fuck that.
Do you have more than one best friend?:
Depends on the week, but yes.
What were you doing at 8am this morning?:
Working.
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?:
I like my hair a medium length.
Would you prefer a baby boy or girl?:
Boy.
What was the weather like today?:
It stopped snowing.
Do you want a different hair style?:
Nah.
What was the last thing you hid?:
I don't even remember?
Have you ever been in a physical fight?:
Yes.
What did you do this afternoon?:
Watch football.
When was the last time you were truly sad?:
I can't remember, probably recently though.
What kind of mood are you in at the moment?:
A little tired, full.
What’s making you be in that mood?:
Working and eating.
For the most part, do you like your life?:
Yes.
Where did your last hug take place?:
My house.
Do you like the band Boys Like Girls?:
No.
What does the first text in your inbox say?:
Sucks they lost.
Who’s it from?:
Andy.
Do you have a secret crush on this person?:
Yes.
Are you going to see the movie Twilight?:
Fuck, that.
What color is your cell phone?:
Black.
Do you have any step-parents?:
No.
Do you think guys that wear Hollister are hot?:
Negative, and I wear H&M thanks.
Could you count the number of people youve kissed in your life on one hand?:
Yes, slut.
Do you text or call more?:
Text.
Is Friday your favorite day of the week?:
Sunday is, it's usually my day off.
Do you like the TV show George Lopez?:
Fuck that.
How did you get your last bruise?:
Work.
What’s the last thing you searched for on Google?:
Who made that awesome catch in the Super Bowl last year.
Are you taller than your mom?:
Yes.
Paste the last thing you copied::
This fucker.
Have your ever done cheerleading/gymnastics/dance?:
Nope.
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?:
Depends on who it's with, but usually no.
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?:
Nope.
Have you ever been to Los Angeles?:
No.
Did you pass Algebra in school?:
Thankfully.
Are you and your latest ex still friends?:
No.
What was the last song you sung out loud?:
Feeling kinda Sunday.
Have you ever thought you seen a monsters eyes at night?:
Yes. That thing.
Do you wear cowboy hats?:
I have.
Do you like cowboy hats?:
Yes, and mustaches.
What’s your favorite kind of hat?:
Cowboy hats.
Do you like Ranch Dressing?:
On fries, yes.
When is the last time you heard The National Anthem?:
The other day, watching hockey.
Do you like today’s letter?:
Yes.
How about today’s number?:
Maybe.
Have you ever been called a punk?:
Yes.
When is the last time you ate a gingerbread?:
Over Christmas sometime.
Ever poked .someone while they were in a coffin?:
Yes.
Do you own any Richard Simmons video tapes?:
Nope.
Do you like deer?:
They are really interesting animals.
Favorite animal then?:
Cats.
When is the last time you hit someone?:
Today.
Do you own a shovel?:
Yes.
Do hugs annoy you?:
Ones from Monica, yes.
Do you like to let everyone know your business?:
Not really.
What’s the most important thing(s) to you?:
Besides my family, my camera. People can see things the way I see them.
Can you dance well?:
I actually used to be quite the dancer.
Has anyone ever complimented you on your dancing?:
Yeah.
When Bob Barker advises spaying or neutering your pet,do you take it?:
No way, my dog will be manly.
Did that question confuse you?:
No.
Can you throw a football far?:
Yes, surprisingly.
Do you like beans?:
Yes.
When is the last time you did the robot?:
At work sometime last week.
Know any ignorant people?:
Yes.
Do you support Obama?:
Yes.
Do you support abortion?:
Yes.
Do you drink?:
Yes.
Do you smoke?:
Nope.
Do you have a religion?:
Kind of.
Are you usually happy?:
Depends on what's going on around me, usually, no.
What color(s) does your outfit consist of?:
Black, blue.
Are you cold?:
I can be a cold person.
Do you like jalapenos?:
Yes.
When is the last time you made a fool out of yourself?:
Every time I open my mouth.
When is the last time you cooked?:
A while ago.
Do you have a quarter on you?:
Yes.
What do people call you?:
John.
What color is your hair?:
Brown.
Is it natural?:
Yes.
How is it styled right now?:
The way it was when I woke up.
Do you have allergies?:
Fuck yeah.
Do you have any other medical issues?:
Nope.
Are you on medication for anything?:
No.
What are you doing tomorrow?:
Work, Monica.
What are you doing this weekend?:
Work.
Do you have a job?:
Like 4.
What was the last thing you bought?:
Dunkachino..... for John at work.
How good is your eyesight?:
Horrible.
What color is your mailbox?:
Black.
How many windows are in your room?:
Two.
What color are your bedroom walls?:
African Safari, I know this because I picked it out for the name.
What color are your sheets?:
White with yellow stripes.
What color is the carpet?:
White.
Do you stalk people?:
Yes.
Have you ever had a stalker?:
I hope so.
What was the last thing you ate?:
I'm about to eat homemade soup.
Is your handwriting neat or sloppy?:
Terrible, I failed an essay once because my hand writing was sloppy.
Are you a slob?:
I can when I want to be.
What do you spend a lot of money on?:
Food.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
Four or five.
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?:
Closed shut.
Do you sleep with the closet doors open or closed?:
Closed.
Who was better: N*Sync or Backstreet Boys?:
N'Sync.
When was the last time you took a shower?:
Today.
What does your mom do for a living?:
Kmart.
Where is your dad right now?:
Next to me.
Who is the prettiest person you know?:
Jess of course.
What are you listening to right now?:
Football.
What does your favorite shirt look like?:
Tera Melos, or Whalers.
Do you read a lot?:
Yes.
Do you write a lot?:
Yes.
What’s the biggest age difference between you and someone you’ve dated?:
About a year and a half.
What was your favorite thing to do when you were little?:
Eat.
Where were you born?:
Waterbury, CT.
Would you ever shave your head?:
For money, yes.
Do people tell you that you’re attractive?:
Never.
Do you wear a lot of makeup?:
Nope.
What time do you get up in the morning?:
Depends on if I'm working or not.
How long does it take you to get ready?:
About an hour shorter than Monica.
Do you look a lot like people in your family?:
I like exactly like my dad when he was my age.
Are your parents still married?:
Yes.
Do you owe anyone money?:
Yes.
Who?:
Brian Shepherd.
What for?:
Taco Bell.
Do you kill bugs?:
I hate to.
Are you afraid of the dark?:
Sometimes.
What are you afraid of?:
Flying, new people, and bees.
Who was the last person or people you hung out with?:
EC.
Where was the last place you went?:
EC's house.
Do you have a cat?:
Nope, I would if I weren't allergic.
Do you have a dog?:
Nope.
What color is your underwear?:
Blue.
Do you like sports?:
Yes.
Do you like art?:
Yes.
Do you like math?:
Never.
Do you like your school?:
Yes.
Are your parents strict?:
Sometimes.
What time do you have to be home?:
Depends on the weather I guess.
Do you watch TV a lot?:
Yes.
What’s your favorite movie?:
The Transporter.
Why did your last relationship fail?:
I was too fat.
Do you have any pink clothing?:
Somewhere.
Do you wear a lot of black?:
Yes.
Are you tan?:
Yes, very.
Piercings?:
Zero.
Tattoos?:
Not yet.
How tall are you?:
5'11 and 3/4
Would you ever ask someone out?:
Yes.
Do you like the rain?:
I hate walking in it.
What are you wearing right now?:
PJ's, cowbell tshirt.
Would you ever want to be famous?:
Yes.
How did you get one of your scars?:
Trying to peel a carrot when I was 3.
Do you get in fights a lot?:
Verbal fights, yes.
Have you ever had the chicken pox?:
Nope.
Do you get sick a lot?:
Kind of.
How many living things live in your house?:
Three.
Are you loud?:
Yes, I can be.
What math are you in?:
Done.
Do you save a lot of things that are important to you?:
Yes.
Do you believe in fortunes from fortune cookies?
Yes, and I save them.
Who was the last person you kissed?:
My mom.
Who was the last peron you hugged?:
My mom.
Who was the last person you rode with in a car?:
My mom.
Would you ever go bungee jumping?:
Yes.
Would you ever travel to a country without indoor plumbing?:
Yes.
Do you like people?:
Only if they like me.
Secondly;
Where did you meet the last person you were in a car with?:
Coming out of the Womb
Where were you at 10:30pm last night?:
Playing WOW
Besides this survey, what are you doing right now?:
Watching football
Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?:
Yes.
Did you kiss anyone today?:
No.
Would you like to put last night on repeat and live it forever?:
I plan to not play WOW for much longer than a month.
What’s the best thing that happened to you today?:
I had wings, it was awesome.
How old do you think you’ll be when you have kids?:
Anywhere over 30 or so.
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?:
No.
Are you waiting for something?:
Yes.
What do you wear to bed?:
Boxers
Do you like the song “So What” by Pink?:
She has a man face.
When was the last time you hugged a member of the opposite sex?:
Wow, I really can't remember.
Can you easily touch your toes?:
Kind of.
Do you take walks when your mad?:
Sleep.
Who were you with last night?:
My internet friends.
Were you happy when you woke up today?:
I was happy it snowed, that's about it.
Would you be happy if you married the last person you kissed?:
I don't see why not.
If you could change your eye color, would you?:
Yes, to green. Although, I like being called brown eyes.
What are you listening to at the moment?:
Cannibal Corpse with my dad.
Who did you last get in a big argument with?:
Probably Jessi.
When will your next kiss be?:
Hopefully Wednesday.
Have you ever dated someone named Taylor?:
Fuck that.
Do you have more than one best friend?:
Depends on the week, but yes.
What were you doing at 8am this morning?:
Working.
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?:
I like my hair a medium length.
Would you prefer a baby boy or girl?:
Boy.
What was the weather like today?:
It stopped snowing.
Do you want a different hair style?:
Nah.
What was the last thing you hid?:
I don't even remember?
Have you ever been in a physical fight?:
Yes.
What did you do this afternoon?:
Watch football.
When was the last time you were truly sad?:
I can't remember, probably recently though.
What kind of mood are you in at the moment?:
A little tired, full.
What’s making you be in that mood?:
Working and eating.
For the most part, do you like your life?:
Yes.
Where did your last hug take place?:
My house.
Do you like the band Boys Like Girls?:
No.
What does the first text in your inbox say?:
Sucks they lost.
Who’s it from?:
Andy.
Do you have a secret crush on this person?:
Yes.
Are you going to see the movie Twilight?:
Fuck, that.
What color is your cell phone?:
Black.
Do you have any step-parents?:
No.
Do you think guys that wear Hollister are hot?:
Negative, and I wear H&M thanks.
Could you count the number of people youve kissed in your life on one hand?:
Yes, slut.
Do you text or call more?:
Text.
Is Friday your favorite day of the week?:
Sunday is, it's usually my day off.
Do you like the TV show George Lopez?:
Fuck that.
How did you get your last bruise?:
Work.
What’s the last thing you searched for on Google?:
Who made that awesome catch in the Super Bowl last year.
Are you taller than your mom?:
Yes.
Paste the last thing you copied::
This fucker.
Have your ever done cheerleading/gymnastics/dance?:
Nope.
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?:
Depends on who it's with, but usually no.
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?:
Nope.
Have you ever been to Los Angeles?:
No.
Did you pass Algebra in school?:
Thankfully.
Are you and your latest ex still friends?:
No.
What was the last song you sung out loud?:
Feeling kinda Sunday.
Have you ever thought you seen a monsters eyes at night?:
Yes. That thing.
Do you wear cowboy hats?:
I have.
Do you like cowboy hats?:
Yes, and mustaches.
What’s your favorite kind of hat?:
Cowboy hats.
Do you like Ranch Dressing?:
On fries, yes.
When is the last time you heard The National Anthem?:
The other day, watching hockey.
Do you like today’s letter?:
Yes.
How about today’s number?:
Maybe.
Have you ever been called a punk?:
Yes.
When is the last time you ate a gingerbread?:
Over Christmas sometime.
Ever poked .someone while they were in a coffin?:
Yes.
Do you own any Richard Simmons video tapes?:
Nope.
Do you like deer?:
They are really interesting animals.
Favorite animal then?:
Cats.
When is the last time you hit someone?:
Today.
Do you own a shovel?:
Yes.
Do hugs annoy you?:
Ones from Monica, yes.
Do you like to let everyone know your business?:
Not really.
What’s the most important thing(s) to you?:
Besides my family, my camera. People can see things the way I see them.
Can you dance well?:
I actually used to be quite the dancer.
Has anyone ever complimented you on your dancing?:
Yeah.
When Bob Barker advises spaying or neutering your pet,do you take it?:
No way, my dog will be manly.
Did that question confuse you?:
No.
Can you throw a football far?:
Yes, surprisingly.
Do you like beans?:
Yes.
When is the last time you did the robot?:
At work sometime last week.
Know any ignorant people?:
Yes.
Do you support Obama?:
Yes.
Do you support abortion?:
Yes.
Do you drink?:
Yes.
Do you smoke?:
Nope.
Do you have a religion?:
Kind of.
Are you usually happy?:
Depends on what's going on around me, usually, no.
What color(s) does your outfit consist of?:
Black, blue.
Are you cold?:
I can be a cold person.
Do you like jalapenos?:
Yes.
When is the last time you made a fool out of yourself?:
Every time I open my mouth.
When is the last time you cooked?:
A while ago.
Do you have a quarter on you?:
Yes.
What do people call you?:
John.
What color is your hair?:
Brown.
Is it natural?:
Yes.
How is it styled right now?:
The way it was when I woke up.
Do you have allergies?:
Fuck yeah.
Do you have any other medical issues?:
Nope.
Are you on medication for anything?:
No.
What are you doing tomorrow?:
Work, Monica.
What are you doing this weekend?:
Work.
Do you have a job?:
Like 4.
What was the last thing you bought?:
Dunkachino..... for John at work.
How good is your eyesight?:
Horrible.
What color is your mailbox?:
Black.
How many windows are in your room?:
Two.
What color are your bedroom walls?:
African Safari, I know this because I picked it out for the name.
What color are your sheets?:
White with yellow stripes.
What color is the carpet?:
White.
Do you stalk people?:
Yes.
Have you ever had a stalker?:
I hope so.
What was the last thing you ate?:
I'm about to eat homemade soup.
Is your handwriting neat or sloppy?:
Terrible, I failed an essay once because my hand writing was sloppy.
Are you a slob?:
I can when I want to be.
What do you spend a lot of money on?:
Food.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
Four or five.
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?:
Closed shut.
Do you sleep with the closet doors open or closed?:
Closed.
Who was better: N*Sync or Backstreet Boys?:
N'Sync.
When was the last time you took a shower?:
Today.
What does your mom do for a living?:
Kmart.
Where is your dad right now?:
Next to me.
Who is the prettiest person you know?:
Jess of course.
What are you listening to right now?:
Football.
What does your favorite shirt look like?:
Tera Melos, or Whalers.
Do you read a lot?:
Yes.
Do you write a lot?:
Yes.
What’s the biggest age difference between you and someone you’ve dated?:
About a year and a half.
What was your favorite thing to do when you were little?:
Eat.
Where were you born?:
Waterbury, CT.
Would you ever shave your head?:
For money, yes.
Do people tell you that you’re attractive?:
Never.
Do you wear a lot of makeup?:
Nope.
What time do you get up in the morning?:
Depends on if I'm working or not.
How long does it take you to get ready?:
About an hour shorter than Monica.
Do you look a lot like people in your family?:
I like exactly like my dad when he was my age.
Are your parents still married?:
Yes.
Do you owe anyone money?:
Yes.
Who?:
Brian Shepherd.
What for?:
Taco Bell.
Do you kill bugs?:
I hate to.
Are you afraid of the dark?:
Sometimes.
What are you afraid of?:
Flying, new people, and bees.
Who was the last person or people you hung out with?:
EC.
Where was the last place you went?:
EC's house.
Do you have a cat?:
Nope, I would if I weren't allergic.
Do you have a dog?:
Nope.
What color is your underwear?:
Blue.
Do you like sports?:
Yes.
Do you like art?:
Yes.
Do you like math?:
Never.
Do you like your school?:
Yes.
Are your parents strict?:
Sometimes.
What time do you have to be home?:
Depends on the weather I guess.
Do you watch TV a lot?:
Yes.
What’s your favorite movie?:
The Transporter.
Why did your last relationship fail?:
I was too fat.
Do you have any pink clothing?:
Somewhere.
Do you wear a lot of black?:
Yes.
Are you tan?:
Yes, very.
Piercings?:
Zero.
Tattoos?:
Not yet.
How tall are you?:
5'11 and 3/4
Would you ever ask someone out?:
Yes.
Do you like the rain?:
I hate walking in it.
What are you wearing right now?:
PJ's, cowbell tshirt.
Would you ever want to be famous?:
Yes.
How did you get one of your scars?:
Trying to peel a carrot when I was 3.
Do you get in fights a lot?:
Verbal fights, yes.
Have you ever had the chicken pox?:
Nope.
Do you get sick a lot?:
Kind of.
How many living things live in your house?:
Three.
Are you loud?:
Yes, I can be.
What math are you in?:
Done.
Do you save a lot of things that are important to you?:
Yes.
Do you believe in fortunes from fortune cookies?
Yes, and I save them.
Who was the last person you kissed?:
My mom.
Who was the last peron you hugged?:
My mom.
Who was the last person you rode with in a car?:
My mom.
Would you ever go bungee jumping?:
Yes.
Would you ever travel to a country without indoor plumbing?:
Yes.
Do you like people?:
Only if they like me.