Ganked from...

[wikkidgothbabe]

lilmamadiva who got it from HER friend Kristen...

FOR ALL THOSE MEN WHO SAY "WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE?
**HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU**
NOWADAYS 80% OF WOMEN ARE AGAINST MARRIAGE.
WHY?
BECAUSE WOMEN REALIZE ITS NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG, JUST TO GET A LITTLE SAUSAGE!

Comments

[xkyx]

Really? 80%?

And I like my sausage just fine, thankyouverymuch. :)

[ladymairwen]

w00t!!!!

Mairwen, the married...

Heh...

[wikkidgothbabe]

Guess you like your sausage too!

Me, i like a variety...

Re: Heh...

[ladymairwen]

Married doesn't mean 'no variety'...not when you have a nice tolerant husband like mine. LOL

M

Re: Heh...

[wikkidgothbabe]

Ah...

[tautriadelta]

Re: that reminds me...

[wikkidgothbabe]

Heh...
i've got a joke i'll add to LJ... if i can remember it all...