i want you to know that i can't make this stuff up.

austinboy1973: wanna a slave/servant?
absolut_wikkid: i'm sorry.  that position has been filled.
austinboy1973: can you sell me maam??
absolut_wikkid: not without a hefty commission.
austinboy1973: you take all me $$ involved..
austinboy1973: and if i back out within 1year..i pay you the damage
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oh god...what a night. woohoo!

childrenofraven wants to tell you about his friend, the Tampax fiend. the lesson we've learned is not to message with me.  i will paste your ass.

LooNeE Raven: kiss kiss
ChildrenofRaven: hola.
LooNeE Raven: :-)
ChildrenofRaven: How're you today?
LooNeE Raven: eh i'm ok
LooNeE Raven: howz about yourself
ChildrenofRaven: eh, I'm okay
LooNeE Raven: lol
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-yesterday i cried at the loss of the sound of your guitar-

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so here i am, minding my own damn business and eating lunch on my break.  i usually grab a bite for me and my co workers then drive right back to the office, but today i was feeling rebellious.  so i was enjoying my crispy chicken strips and some corn on the cob when this guy throwing his trash away stops and gives me this soulful look.  i ( Read more... )

i just realized i have a new friend in rick james...noticed someone had "added" me to their friends list but wasn't sure who it was.  do people seriously just go around adding random people just to rack up numbers?  if so, i'm flattered rick james.  now go back to your cocaine.

had a TIME this weekend, stopping off first to be the official doorgirl ( Read more... )

so i was watching the DNC last night and i have to admit if i wasn't already voting for john kerry, i'd be converted after the speech last night. realistically, he made some pretty sweeping statements about what he'd like to accomplish in the white house. but then again, clinton did too, and he did a great job mopping up the mess of Bush the ( Read more... )