Wonder Lake News Report

[wiktowasichu]

1: The house across the street from us caught on fire.
2: There's a hostage situation on rte 31 in Mchenry
3: Jill finally gave Ben a Faux Hawk, it looks awesome.

More news as it develops.

Comments

[valas]

HA!!!

HA!!!

awesome.

[ladyrutile]

meanwhile, how are YOU doing?

[wiktowasichu]

That won't be relevant until sweeps week. During which i will dress up in a chicken suit brandishing a chainsaw and run around town yelling "Mommy, dont touch the walnuts!"

[iaminyourhead]

But will you also set houses on fire and take hostages?

[wiktowasichu]

More likely hold houses hostage and set people on fire.

[valas]

i agree with you there. mainly because at least the people scream.