1. You sir, are awesome, and one of the oldest and closest online friends I have ( Read more... )

I interrupt this series of chain entries with this important announcement for all manically evil pastry chefs.

I have the all clear. The infomation required for Lemonade International is waiting for you.

1. You were one of the first online friends I ever had ( Read more... )

1. You hold the record of Public Enemy No.1 at LL.
2. Mars Attacks.
3. A cantalope. They look kinda like the Death Star.
4. Especially if it's pronounced "Sicko"
5. "Do do doo...logging on to the forums and-OH GOD! LE SPAM!
6. Piranha. Vicious little green bastard.
7. How did you wind up as Torte's eternal minion?

1. The greatest egotistic pasty chef I'm everr likely to know ( Read more... )

1. I admire your faith and your hilarity, but I must point out that you need to find a way to overcome your lack of confidence ( Read more... )

1. You madam, are one reason Game Guy hates me. Feel proud ( Read more... )

1. If I had a dollar...for everything I never understood coming out of your mouth ( Read more... )

1. For all your icy loves, it's amazing you often prefer to drink soft drink at room temperature ( Read more... )

1. I must have put up wi-er, known you about 3 years now....Wow.
2. The opening scene of Van Helsing.
3. A coconut. They're always crashing to the ground.
4. 1 2 3 4 5 6...
5. "Hey...this guy's avatar is Iggy Koopa...in a raccoon suit.."
6. An ostrich. The concept of them flying anywhere is absurd also.
7. How many planes HAVE you crashed now?