More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world ( Read more... )

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak ( Read more... )

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size ( Read more... )

I can make anybody pretty ( Read more... )

This is going to be, by Far, the longest entry ever ( Read more... )

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother attatched to your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one ass.........

Today My Dad is putting our dog snowball to sleep................It is a VERY sad day.......WHy can't dogs live as long as people?

For James I must do this shit again

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From now on updates will only be for SUPER important things
(BTW I had press the update button in so long it almost forgot how to work)

WHY CAN'T THINGS GO THE WAY I WANT THEM TO FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that too selfish of me

God hates me