Today I am being very, very pathetic.

[wild_gizmo]

Umm. I threw together a list - in alphabetical order, no less - of my favorite fic kinks. As in, what kind of things I love to see in fics. As in, if you even mention them I go woozy instantly. Ah, so many kinks that I’ve absorbed since stumbling into the LJ world of fanfic and slash. But of course, some of them date back to earlier than that. (

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[perseph2hades]

Big hot hands (especially Eric Bana’s)

Erm, have you see the new Hoot/Todd by lionflame, then?

If not, please go prepared. Very, very prepared.

[wild_gizmo]

Have read it, and I *thought* I was prepared, but x__x ...That cheeky Todd. I won't say anything about Hoot right now; I'm still in a very delicate state.

BTW, after I commented on your Boondock Saints fic I went and rented the film within hours. (The twins are slash incarnate. And BDS as a movie is so my type it's eerie.) Big bonus: at the video store I also stumbled upon CHOPPER, which they didn't have when I went looking for it before! Good God, what a night!!! I pretty much OD'd on demented hotness. *goes spastic*

[perseph2hades]

Aaaaiiii!!!

Holy god, what a night indeed!!! *dances* So now you've seen Uncle Chopper do his thing! Oh, how I envy you that all-in-one-go night of demented hotness. Heh.

And the twins. Dear god, can we have a moment of silence for all the slashers who have died from their hotness.

*looks over your comment* You poor thing, between the Hoot/Todd, the movies, you yourself barely made it out alive!

*licks*

[wild_gizmo]

*starts moment of silence -- gets mighty distracted by the licking* ;D

[chelseaurchin]

Yay! We both love football and Hootsquee!

Over half the things on here I totally agree with. Totally.
One of these days, I swear to god, I'm going to have to fic these somehow. In one big, torrid mess of a fic XD

[wild_gizmo]

OMG, I can't wait! \o/ hehehe. Well, you've already given the world cowboy footballers (and the world is a better place for it!!!), who's to say they couldn't form a band as well and get drunk and roll around in blue goo while being yelled at by tall lab technicians or something?

Ouch, I think I just sprained something in my brain. It feels... good, though..... *g*

And hooray for Hootsquee!

[chelseaurchin]

Oi, it's gonna be so good. And it will have to include armour as well...never forget the armour.