Timeline of Important Dates for Julchen

[wild_kuken]

Exactly what it says on the tin, folks. Here's just a mini-timeline of significant historical events in the life of Teuton/Prussia/East Germany (can you see why I use her human name throughout this, she's quite the goddamn name hopper). I've had this for myself for a while to try and keep straight with history, but I've decided to share it with all

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[whorestria]

January 18th 1871- The German Empire is proclaimed and the German Question is settled in favor of Kleindeutchland

January 18th, 1871- A lot of idiots make a dreadful mistake.

[hits anon]

[wild_kuken]

January 18th 1871- A lot of idiots make a dreadful mistake

January 18th 1871- Julchen's favorite birthday!! She makes Austria and France cry at the same time!!

[hits anon twice]

[whorestria]

January 18th 1871- Birthday upon which Julchen will not be receiving presents, or going out, or having sex.

[logs right the fuck out]

[wild_kuken]

January 18th 1871- Julchen...can't actually remember much of what happened after she marched into Versailles and told Austria and France to go fuck themselves. But there was lots of partying and fun times. And she might have banged a soldier. Or two.

But future birthdays are in honor of January 18th 1701 so butthurt Austrias shouldn't take away presents or outings or sex unless they want their own presents taken back.

[she is the best anon]