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wild_magnolia

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Feb 02, 2005 11:14

Today is Groundhog Day. On this day, the groundhog wakes up from hibernating and pokes his head out of the ground. If he sees his shadow, we have four more years of oppressive right-wing religious zealotry and warmongering. Why, look! The groundhog saw his shadow! Someone should start a rumor that gay groundhogs are lobbying for the right to ( Read more... )

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dinkydo February 2 2005, 11:18:24 UTC

Naked groundhogs need love too.

wild_magnolia February 2 2005, 11:37:12 UTC

But not if it's godless homosexual love.

wickedsin February 2 2005, 11:25:34 UTC

Statistics show that gay groundhog partnerships last longer, and are less likely to break up than straight groundhog marriages.

wild_magnolia February 2 2005, 11:35:48 UTC

Yes, but they are sinful and godless.

wickedsin February 2 2005, 11:47:59 UTC

and also not fit to fight for this great nation.

wild_magnolia February 2 2005, 12:26:54 UTC

That too. Plus they're not even white. I mean, come on.

makitt February 2 2005, 11:26:28 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHA you are my hero today.

wild_magnolia February 2 2005, 11:37:29 UTC

Excellent. My plan is working.

makitt February 2 2005, 11:59:59 UTC

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.

wild_magnolia February 2 2005, 12:27:30 UTC

I don't believe it. LIES

guybrush122 February 2 2005, 13:05:25 UTC

Ever see the movie Groundhog Day? By far one of my absolute favorite movies of all time.

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

wild_magnolia February 2 2005, 13:16:30 UTC

I want to molest Bill Murray. LOVE HIM.

bookdabook February 4 2005, 11:48:41 UTC

psst