This morning after I was dragged out of bed around 10 to meet my mother at the laundromat..

[wildandpure]

Mum: [referring to my currently less-than-perfect skin, particularly the area around my nose] Why are they so big?
Me: Well...that's why I wear cover-up.
Mum: Wear a mask.

Love, Penelope

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"why don't you keep it, have it let out here and there."

[dreadypoi]

Boo for tactless parents. Today, my mother rubbed my tummy with barely concealed glee and said, "You're getting chubby again!" I responded, "Yeah, pregnancy is a bitch."

Then she whacked me. :(