Good hygiene isn't supposed to hurt.

[wildandpure]

I hate when automated emails know me so well:

Amanda ,

So, here you are, over 6 months after college graduation...no job, no income, no money for rent, gas, food, travel, or going out. Why is this happening? You are clearly the kind of person an employer would want to hire. [That last line sounds a bit sarcastic, actually

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[biat]

wait, where is this email from?

[wildandpure]

from a job search company trying to get me to pay for resume writing services!

[biat]

oooh. how annoying.

[arreteowen]

hahah, what a funny e-mail!

[suprcalifrglstc]

I may have cackled at the automated email.

P.S. Think of all the time and money bald men must save! No shampooing, no hair product, no combing, no drying...