It's a Festivus Miracle!

[wildcatblue]

I was walking to the BMU for my weekly Road Crew meeting yesterday when I passed a sign in the open-air walkway between the library and registration buildings. It had Festivus written at the top and then there were copious amounts of writing beneath that. I was in a hurry to make my meeting on time, so I couldn't stop to read it in its entirety

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[bhanson]

Frank: "Many Christmas's ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized, 'There had to be another way!'"

Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"

Frank: "It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. 'A Festivus for the rest of us!'"

Kramer: "That must've been some kind of doll."

Frank: "She was."

Remember when...

[veronica811]

Was just wondering if you remember when we sang, "believe it or not... George isn't home" and freestyled to the rest? I still can't remember it. Not huge on Seinfeld... but I'm getting there. Yada Yada Yada. Better call me when you're home this time or I will be devistated!
P.S.
It would greatly be appreciated if you never again use the word tickle and pickle in the same sentence. For legal purposes... :)

[mrkubota]

I think the best way to solve world hunger is to feed the skinny people to fat people, that way the skinny people would be dead (not hunry) and the fat people would not be hungry either. how come you didn't call me when you were home, I though we were hommies...

get out!!!

[the_brit_files]

believe it or not, george isn't home. please leave a message, at the beep. i must be out or i'd pick up the phone? where could i be? believe it or not i'm not home!