[Chrysanthemum] Audio

[wildcolors]

I'm going to answer twenty!

...Can I? I can. Twenty. But only twenty and only if you'll tell me something in return. I don't like liars. Unless we're playing a lying game, but we're not. We'll play the truth game. Like truth or dare, only without having to kiss other girls and run through the halls naked and things.

Okay?

Comments

[shipshapeshipco]

In what sense is a serendipitous reveal a miracle, and a miraculous sense a revealing serendipity?

[wildcolors]

Touch! No... Taste!

I have no idea. In what sense is a serendipitous reveal a miracle and a miraculous sense a revealing serendipity?

[shipshapeshipco]

I... Well--

Now see here, I won't be shanghai-d by my own trap! We have a date, by Jove, and I intend on not pondering the shape of the very universe itself while we attend!

For shame, My tricky little willow-pod, for shame.

Unless...

Unless this serendipitous reveal of my uncertainty is a bit of a miracle. Then one could assume that my miraculous sense of the situation itself is what serendipitous in a way that reveals the nature of humanity!

...Willow-pod! We have discovered the answer! And the answer is "we!"

...Whee!

[thiefshonor]

How much longer?

[wildcolors]

For me or for you?

[thiefshonor]

[Hesitates. She'd meant until the Golden Shore, but that was a weird response.]

...uh, fer me, I guess.

[wildcolors]

I don't know. Kage says it takes as long as it takes. Sometimes it is very quick. I think this time it will take longer.

It would be better if it were quick, but I am glad it is longer.

[im_deadcol]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[wildcolors]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[im_deadcol]

That one ususally stumps people.

[wildcolors]

You can try again, if you want. There are five questions left. Or four.

[electronichound]

Why have we been selected to go to the Golden Shore? Is this reality?

[wildcolors]

Hold on, I have to count how many questions this is. I lost track.

[wildcolors]

Twelve. Or thirteen if I count both of yours separately. Maybe I will do that. Then you will owe me two questions. I will be very lucky.

You were selected because you could be selected. This is your reality, now.

[shadesofeco]

Is there a way off the ship? Can we go home?

[wildcolors]

Yes. No.

[shadesofeco]

I knew it.

Where is it? How do we leave?

[wildcolors]

I answered twenty in a row, honestly. You owe me two honest answers.