[Peonies and Blood in the Water]

Jun 07, 2009 21:51

I washed my hair.

!pink

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shipshapeshipco June 8 2009, 01:54:00 UTC
And I have donned my newest ascott! Shall we?

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wildcolors June 8 2009, 02:15:47 UTC
Why are they called ascotts? They're not worn anywhere near the ass. Hm.

Of course!

[She's waiting outside Carnival, wearing a pink cocktail dress with a loose skirt and a katana.]

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shipshapeshipco June 8 2009, 02:29:22 UTC
I've always led myself to believe that the word, when turned on its side, is intended to resemble the item. The sharp capital 'A' is the pin, the 's' is the gentle folds of the crevat; the 'c' is the Roman numeral for one-hundred, which denotes thread count, the 'o' is the button of your waistcoat, and the 't' represents the amount of "titulation" your fashion inspires.

I find the thread count and titulation are positively correlated; thus, when purchased a three-hundred thread count example, I was indeed wearing an "ascccottt".

[Samuel arrives on the deck, wearing his most extravagant waist-coat and derby hat, which Alice may notice is decorated with his heron feather. He has a bouquet of daisies he picked from the field wrapped in butcher's paper he took from the buffet.]

...Ah! I have arrived!

[Samuel takes her hand in his and raises it to his face.]

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wildcolors June 8 2009, 02:33:34 UTC
[Oh, how sweet. He brought the heron feather! She smiles and takes his hat, placing it on her own head. She lets him have her hand in return.]

You should have brought something sharper. Are daisies dangerous? Sometimes I think they are. I fought with a pillow once. I won.

[She seems perplexed by his weapon choice.]

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psychoticracer June 8 2009, 02:55:18 UTC
Woman.

The parts are useless if a handful are missing and there's no fuel.

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wildcolors June 8 2009, 02:59:00 UTC
My name is Alice.

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psychoticracer June 8 2009, 03:05:52 UTC
Congratulations.

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wildcolors June 8 2009, 03:08:57 UTC
"Alice, I would like this part of the motorcycle, that you so nicely provided parts to me for."

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oblique_wisdom June 8 2009, 05:05:18 UTC
Is this sort of thing not a common occurrence?

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wildcolors June 9 2009, 17:28:15 UTC
No, drive belts rarely visit deck 14. They like to go to deck 12 best, though I did meet a carburetor once that would not leave deck two.

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oblique_wisdom June 9 2009, 23:16:31 UTC
[Zelda has absolutely no idea what to say. This is entirely a foreign language to her. So... she'll just go along with it for now.]

Oh... That is... I... see...
Though I am not certain I understand...

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