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1.What is love?
something amazing and powerful
2.Do you believe in true love and if so, why?
yes i do, i believe people can find true love many times in their life, but there is only one person that they were meant to be with, the others were just there to shape them.
4.What is your deepest fantasy?
take over the world
5.It is great to be a man because....
penises are WAY nicer to look at.
6.If you were someone else, would you have sex with you?
not at all
7.How do you first reveal to an unknowing person that you are in love with them?
well the only time, i REALLY meant it in THAT way, we were fighting and i was complaing about how he uses me and he said well why dont you ask me if i want to date you and i said FINE DAMNIT WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? and he was like DUH GOD YOUR DUMB SOMETIMES and then i told him i loved him and he said he loved me too...oh yeah 3 years later I STILL CRY OVER HIM.
8.What did you last argue with someone about?
my mom...can i kick my sisters boyfriend PLEASE?
9.Escorting your date to a movie, an "ex" of yours completely surprises you and runs into your arms, crying madly for you to come back. What next?
laugh.
10.Do you have a friend/acquaintance that just reminds you of everything you cannot have in life?
yep.
11.Have you ever sexually experimented with a sibling? If yes, how would you describe the experimentation?
never. ever. ever. ever.
12.If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be?
Leonardo DiCaprio
13.Do you like to wash after sex?
too lazy.
15.Do you believe in true love?
sure
16.Describe the love of your life.
when i meet the love thats going to stick around for a lifetime of my crap, i'll tell you
17.Do a haiku about the first Muslim in space.
ugh...no.
18.Do you think it's possible for women to have male friends? Or, are the men just standing by waiting for a chance of sex?
there is always an attraction somewhere along the line, one to the other, or both to each other, but ive discovered love after is SO much better.
19.If your SO had a nightmare would you want them to wake you up for comfort?
if it was like really scary, if it was just like omg blue birds attacking me then really just DIE.
20.What turns you on?
hands and a nice voice.
21.Would you have sex with someone that you didn't love?
no
22.Would you date a heterosexual man if he was wearing a skirt?
no
23.In your experience, which type of guy has better luck attracting women?
the one whos tall with everything else big, just because he has a big penis and everyone wants to tap that.
24.If you could be anyone's underpants, whose would you be?
i HATE underwear.
25. Why do some people think sex is offensive?
sex is really like becoming a disgusting thing nowadays, well i mean SEX is NOT disgusting by any means, its just people who are disgusting, back in the day it was you know a romantic loving sign and now its just like STDs and AIDs and really people, close your legs its sick, get some self control and wait for guys who are worth it.
26.I would never consider dating or being involved with someone who....
was a girl,put me down, acted like they were king of the world, acted like any of my sisters boyfriends.
27.Are you happy with your sex life?
yes.
28.Does anyone understand Women?
no
29.Do you think it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all?
yes, like i said before, the ones you lvoe that you lose, they are there to shape you and help you become a person for the right guy.
30.How many people have you kissed?
alot.
31.What is the most romantic and/or unique marriage proposal you've heard of?
i think all are romantic.
32.Do you feel like having sex right now?
no
33.Have you ever been pursued romantically by more than one person?
yes
34.Do you think it's possible for a guy and a girl to just be friends?
yes
35.Have you ever had a romantic relationship with someone who was also having a romantic relationship with someone else?
yes
36.What is the sexiest name for a male?
Jackson or Ryan
37.What do you believe is the ultimate way to get revenge on a cheating partner?
cut his penis off?
38.When did you last ask someone out?
i dont wanna talk about it, when i asked ALL was good, later on in life it was bad
39.Do you like to have sex with the lights on or off?
i think id like soft light.
40.Have you ever had a threesome?
no and never will
41.When I first had sex......
i never did.
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul mate?
yes, but i also do believe you can screw it up.
43.What kinds of kissing do you enjoy?
soft, a little tongue sucking, lots of hands
44.Have you ever fallen in love?
Yes
45.Are you in love?
i think i still might be
46.Who will you kiss at midnight on New Years Eve?
i dont know we'll see
47.Do you believe in marriage?
yes
48.If you started to have gay feelings toward another person what would you do?
go with it i guess
49.Who is the hottest girl?
Grace Kelly
50.Have you ever been seduced by anyone?
sadly
51.Have you ever seduced anyone?
yes
52.Can people tell how you are really feeling?
no
53.If you could be unfaithful once to your partner knowing there was absolutely zero chance of being caught, would you?
no
54.If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day, what would you do FIRST?
pee standing up
55.Would you lose your virginity under the same circumstances if given the chance to change history?
havent lost it yet
56.Does knowing that someone isn't interested in you make them more attractive to you? (be honest!)
no
57.Have you ever thought of switching your gender? Why?
yes. i hate vaginas.
58.Fantasies
what about them?
59.Are you waiting for your "soulmate"?
no, eventually we will find each other
61.If two people are really shy, how does the girl get the guy to notice her?
i use cleavage and oh yeah, friendly conversation...did i mention my boobs?
62.What percentage of humanity do you feel you could successfully have a romantic relationship with?
-2.
63.What season is the most romantic?
warm fall nights
64.What's in a name?
something to say
65. What physical trait would be your first attraction & why?
hands, eyes.
66. If you and your SO are in public and he/she starts snapping at you or putting you down, what do you do?
slap him, kick him in the balls, walk away, never talk to him again
67. Would you date someone who smokes cigarettes?
yes
68.If you had to share a cabin in a snowstorm with 3 other people, what sex would you prefer them to be?
men
69.If you were being reincarnated, with no memory of your past life to survive into the next, and you could choose which sex you would be, what would you choose?
i dont know
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LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
rides a skateboard: doesnt do anything
dresses like a surfer bum: On
dresses in all black: off
wears girl pant: Off
plays a musical instrument: On-ish
is bigger than you: On
is shorter than you: by a lot? off
is taller than you: On
has green eyes: On
has blue eyes: doesnt do anything anymore
has brown eyes: On
has hazel eyes: On
has long hair: Off
has shaved hair: Off
drinks alcohol: doesnt do anything
smokes pot: doesnt do anything
smokes cigarettes: actually kinda on
wears sunglasses: off
has brown hair: on
has black hair: eh on?
has a tan: doesnt do anything
works out: on
Smiles a lot: in
calls you just to say hi: on
lets you know he was thinkin about you: On
compliments you: On
shaves his legs: on
has facial hair: off
wears jewelry: doesnt do anything
has bigger feet than you?: on
has smaller feet than you: Off
smiles when you walk into the room: On
calls you pet names: On
has blonde hair: on
can make you laugh at any given moment: On
Is spontaneous: On
doesnt care what a lot of what people think: ON
Virgin: on
Loyal: On
Laid back: ON
Doesnt party a lot: more on
laughs a lot: On
believes in love at first sight/fate: on
wants to be alone with you: On
always wants to have sex with you: On, but off
is in a gang: doesnt do anything
talks about his ex: Off
comes to be with you even if he has to walk to ur house: On
In The Beginning.....
Who are you: Brittany
Where are you from: Clark
Birthday: 2-12-89
Are you tired of answering those same 3 questions in every quiz u take: nah
Why did you decide to take THIS quiz: i had the urge.
*How do you feel about.....
Homosexuals: attraction is attraction you cant help that
Heterosexuals: i am one, so im liking them
Bisexuals: confuse me sometimes, but who doesnt love someone whos so open?
Christians: i am one, im for them
Pagans: you can believe whatever youw ant to believe
Harry Potter fans: crazy
anime: Anime porn is interesting.(im going with megan haha!!)
Star Trek: dont like
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: i liked the original movie
Friends: like it
Will & Grace: love it.
Religion: lots of questions, lots of beliefs here.
Politics: im a democrat, but im open to listening to republicans and how they see, im always willing to admitt when im wrong
Gay Marriage: should be legal. NOT everyone is a Catholic, Bush is a hard headed idiot.
Straight Marriage: what about it?
Marriage in General: its pretty cool
Monogamy: sure
Disney Movies: LOVELOVE
Diet Soda: cancer causing
Music Piracy (MP3 File Sharing): couldnt go on without it.
*Ooooh... Look at all the stars....
Is Christina Aguilera a slut?: no
Is Britney Spears a slut?: maybe
Did Janet intentionally let her boob flop out?: nah
Did Michael molest those kids?: i dont know
Did O.J. do it?: yes
If you had to star in a same-sex love scene, who'd it be with?: i dont know.
opposite-sex love scene, who would it be?: Leonardo DiCaprio
Who's your favorite actor?: Patrick Wilson, Johnny Depp, Patrick Swayze, Leo DiCaprio(do you get that i wanna bang him for a week straight?)
Who's your favorite actress?: i have one but i dont remember
Favorite Musician or band?: lord knows.
Favorite author?: Jack London.
Favorite stand-up comedian?: i dont know
Favorite athlete?: I don't have one.
Favorite model?: Twiggy
Favorite Talk Show host?: Conan O’Brian
*More about you.....
Are you single or are you taken?: Single
What do you do in your spare time?: think about how pointless my life is
What are your creative outlets?: im creative? um, i like to dream a lot.
Do you have a webpage?: sure
Do you read/write fanfic/slash?: no
What is in your CD player right now?: Far and Away Soundtrack I just copied from my dad =)
What is the last TV show you watched?: Fresh Prince?
What is the last thing u said out loud?: AWE BELLA
last thing you ate?: porkchops
last thing you drank?: coffee
What are you wearing right now?: pajammas
Do you sleep in the nude?: sometimes
What do u lie awake thinking about at night?: my pointless life
How many pillows do u have on your bed?: 4
How many things are there in you room that have to be plugged in?: 12
How long have u lived at your current place of residence?: 16 years
What (if any) jewelry do u always wear?: my watch and my necklace
Do you have any tattoos?: no
Do you have any piercings?: yes
*All about your friends.....
How many people do you actually consider TRUE friends: 5 maybe?
How many people think u are their friend but secretly u can't stand them?: 1 and its none of you who read this so dont worry but she does LYK OMG a lot.
How many of your Live Journal friends list do you actually know InRealLife: all accept for 1 or 2
How many people that have have "friend-ed" u do you really know?: i dont know
How often do you get comments from people and u have no idea who they are?: occasionally
*Social Life......
Where do you like to hang out the most?: recently, my work just because its amusing
Are you usually the designated driver?: im a horrible driver.
Do you drink?: yes
Do you smoke?: no
Do you dance at clubs?: i will once megana nd i go!!!
Do you talk during movies?: whisper
What is your favorite restaurant?: dont know
*Favorite......
Pop Princess: dont know
Boy Band: dontknow
Rocker Chick: Beth Hart
Rapper?: dont know
Color?: Green/pink/light blue
Food?: French
Drink?: non al= ice tea; al = screw driver
*Fill in the blanks.....
Beavis and______: Butthead.
Run_____: Away
Do you have a______: horse
My name is______: NoName
I am______: a fat cow.
My favorite band is______: somewhere
Can I ______ You: kiss
______ a tree: hug
______ Lullabies: Irish
I play the______: game
Pass the______: man
Kill me______: not
Do______: me
I have to______: read
I feel______: weird
I______you: love
Jump for______: joy
______ me: Touch.
Love is______: okay
To be scared is______: a time for hugs
I have a______: puppy
Tick______: tock
Ass and ______: boobs
My job is to______: answer the phone
Kiss______: me
Blue_____: smurf
Don't let the door______: hit you in the ass.
Mother and______: father
Siblings______: are nice
Hump______: a cow
Act your age: sometimes i can act 5, sometimes i can act 30
Born on what day of the week: i dont know
Chore you hate: dont have them.
Dad's name: John
Essentail make-up item: mascara
Gold or sliver: Silver
Hometown: Clark, NJ.
Instruments you play: a little clarinet and piano.
Job title: OTHER/Student
Kids: maybe someday
Living arrangements: With the parents and older sister.
Mom's name: Carol
Number of socks you own: i dont know
Overnight hospital stays: baby time
Quote you like: i dont know
Religious affiliation: Catholic.
Siblings: Lauren
Time you woke up today: 11 40
Unusual habits: my life
Vicious thing you've done: lately? told my sisters boyfriend id turn him into a unich
Worst habit: my life
X-rays you've had: ugh 2 not including teeth
Your favorite season: idk
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
X//LAYER 1\\X ON THE OUTSIDE
x. Name - Brittany
x. Nickname(s) - Tani, Britt
x. Birthdate - 2-12-89
x. Current Location - New Jersey
x. Eye Color - Brown
x. Hair Color - Red
x. Height - 5'4
x. Weight - alot
x. Righty or Lefty - Righty
x. Zodiac Sign - Aquarius
X//LAYER 2\\X ON THE INSIDE...
x. Your nationality? - Czechoslovakian,polish,a little german, and what i most look like and most like Irish
x. Shoes You Wore Today - slippers
X//LAYER 3\\X YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
x. What Did You Do Yesterday? - i went out with jen
x. What Did You Do Today? - church, reading
x. What Are You Going To Do Tomorrow? - go to work.
X//LAYER 8\\X EVER?
x. Played a Game That Required Removal Of Clothing - yes
x. Been Trashed or Extremely Intoxicated - Yes
x. Been Caught "Doing Something" - Yes
x. Gotten Beat Up - Nope
x. Shoplifted - no
x. Been Called a Tease - yes.
X//LAYER 9\\X GETTING OLDER
x. Age You Hope To Be Married - around 30.
x. Numbers and Names of Children - id really like to have a Samantha Rose
x. Describe Your Dream Wedding - big and lush
x. How You Want To Die - old and crazy
x. College You Want To Attend - my dream: The Webb my actual shot: Texas A&M
x. Where Do You Want To Live - Manhattan when im on my own, somewhere calmer and nicer for when im married
x. Where Would You Most Like To Visit - Belfast and England
x. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up - Naval Architect
----> This or That
:: Ben or Matt: Matt
:: Orlando or Johnny: Johnny
:: Spice Girls or Dream: Dream
:: Pepsi or Coke: Coke
:: Blonde or Brunette: Brunette
:: Blue eyes or Brown eyes: Blue
:: Vanilla or Chocolate: Vanilla
:: Dogs or Cats: Dogs
:: Christina or Britney: Christina
:: Lip-stick or Lip-gloss: gloss
:: Rock or Rap: Rap
:: Prep or Punk: Prep
:: Pink or Purple: Pink
:: Local place or Starbucks: Starbucks
:: Tv or Computer: Computer
:: CDs or Radio: CDs
:: Spanish or French: francais
:: Brad Pitt or Mel Gibson: Brad
:: Basketball or Baseball: basketball
:: Apples or Oranges: Apples
:: 1/2 Full or ½ Empty: full
:: Morning or Night: morning
:: Chicken or Turkey: Chicken
:: Salmon or Tuna: Neither
:: Poser or Poseur: Poser
:: Freedom or Stability: Satbility
:: Cheese It or Cheese Nips: Cheese Nips
:: Birds or Bees: Birds
:: Rollercoasters or Waterrides: Waterrides
:: AOL or AIM: AIM
:: Drugs or Liquor: Liquor
:: Gold or Silver: Silver
:: Nike or Adidas: Adidas
:: 80s or 90s: 80s
:: Preschool or Kindergarden: preschool
:: Cubed or Crushed: Cubed
:: VH1 or MTV: Vh1
:: Truth or Dare: truth
:: Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings: neither
:: Pen or Pencil: Pen
:: Peppermint or Wintergreen: Peppermint
:: East Coast or West Coast: east
:: North or South: central
:: Pedicure or Manicure: Manicure
:: Target or Kmart: Target
:: Top or Bottom: Top
:: Hug or Kiss: Kiss
:: Sporks or Foons: Sporks
:: Cubs or Sox: Sox
:: Cake or Pie: Cake
:: Rain or Snow: Rain