5 Times the ARC Really Phoned it In - Primeval

[wilde_shade]

A/N: Written for taricha for the Primeval Ficathon. Written kind of last-minute because I'm a terrible person. Posted rather hastily, because my boyfriend is rushing me off the computer.

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1. Never space aliens.

“I can’t believe this,” said Lester - but into his hands so it was really just a long string of pained-sounding syllables.

“Don’t be

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[rodlox]

poor Lester.

melting bunnies? :) crab-bear hybrid? :)

>leaking to the tabloids.
that would make people less likely to believe it.

>“You’re not a reporter, are you?” This conversation would turn out to be pretty catastrophic if she was. Lester would be furious, anyway.
>She shook her head. “No.”
a cop?
*chuckles at Danny's plight*

>“Dinosaur soldiers?” said Matt.
that might work - "our Government is so determined to avoid deaths in combat, that they are working on dinosaur soldiers."

excellent anthology.

[taricha]

Amazing! Haha, dinosaur soldiers... and everyone's sort of casual, well, I've already stuck my foot in my mouth at this point so sure, that was me. Perfect!

[wilde_shade]

Glad you liked it. I ended up putting this off until the last month, and it was like the universe was punishing me. Suddenly, I'm named bridesmaid at a wedding a state away, my cat has to be taken to and from the vet for weeks, and then TORNADOES! So this was written during the epic storm that ripped through Georgia and Alabama recently. Probably a moral about procrastination in there somewhere.

[taricha]

Hah, I finished mine 5 minutes ago. So... procrastination is apparently for everyone :D

[rodlox]

>Probably a moral about procrastination in there somewhere.
yes there is; the moral is this: never let nature procrastinate, because then everything happens all at once.

[canadian_jay]

ROFL. Fabulous. xD

[reggietate]

Hee! Delightfully funny fic :-) They most definitely need Jenny back at the ARC!

[dominique012]

:D This whole thing is hilarious and in-character. Loved it.

Ah… some sort of, um… Crab bear from the future. Possibly

:D!! Poor Becker