Simklok: Friendship is Deth
I'm back! And not that there's much of a narrative, but in case you feel the need to read the others:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
I'm posting this to my journal this time and using a fake cut. Partly to better keep track of it. Partly, because I'm about to xpost, at least, one part to (unsurprising spoiler alert) Brutal Business.
And without further ado...
Nathan, Skwisgaar, and Charles all went to China.
Nothing worth mentioning really happened. Though, my boyfriend has gotten weirdly invested in my Dethsims. He made me give some of his Sims a place to live in China. So here you go:
That's The Hulk and Lex Luthor having an underwater tea party. The Hulk was pretty bad about splashing people and shit.
Charles don't play that way.
Everyone got back from China. Life went on as usual for the Dethsims.
Toki palling around with his bestest vampire buddy, Jessica.
Nathan continues to not give a fuck about the alone time of others.
Charles and Facebones continue to stoically put up with everyone's bullshit.
Murderface sleeping on the job. (Someone once starved to death before he got around to saving them from a fire.)
And, hmm. No candids of anyone else this week. Here, have a gratuitous ice cream truck moment:
Shit, dude. Try to contain your excitement.
So, anyway, some of the Dethsims went to a cookout!
Wait. Pickles, what are you wearing?
Pickles, are you drunk?
Skwisgaar met a sexy 5 star celebrity lady, while Pickles tried his hand at grilling.
Skwisgaar and his new lady friend headed to a club. He got some. Thank god. I was starting to get nervous I'd made a faulty Skwisgaar
Toki picked up a new hobby.
Sexy gardening.
Nathan also picked up a new hobby!
Inventing!
It uses scrap metal, so that means it is metal, right?
Seriously, though. He sets himself on fire a lot. Putting him out has become everyone else's hobby.
He's getting better at it, though. He made a metal dog toy.
I thought that meant it was a toy for dogs, so I put it with Facebones' stuff.
But Toki was the only one who played with it.
Remember Charles' boss? The one he tried to get in good with for a promotion? Aformentioned boss lady, Lala, showed up
unnanounced one evening. This was the first thing I saw upon clicking on over to see who it was:
I, honestly, didn't know what to do with that. But, hell, Charles needs that promotion. I told him to answer the door.
They chatted for a while, but she seemed more interested in other things.
I won't lie. I don't entirely trust her.
And it was getting late. Charles needed to get ready for bed. He had work in the morning. Being his boss, so did she... Though, that didn't seem to concern her too much.
She went skinnydipping with Murderface.
At this very moment, Toki was across town at a party with bestest vampire friend Jessica. It was a pretty shady party. The attire was swimwear, even though Jessica had no pool. Honestly, though, I wasn't too worried about it... Until I switched over to him just in time to catch this:
That, um, appears to be Jessica dying.
Yeah, that's definitely bestest vampire friend Jessica dying.
Oh, no.
I love how, literally, no one else gives a fuck.
With their host dead, the party was clearly over. Everyone headed home.
Meanwhile, back at home, Lala hungered....
...Which reminded the returning Toki of his poor, deceased vampire friend.
At least until he decided to cheer himself up by playing a prank on Murderface.
He's hiding the clothes of the skinnydipping Murderface.
But while Toki was pranking, Lala headed up to where Charles was sleeping.
Aaand then proceeded to stay up really late playing on the computer.
But then shit got real! Lala attempted to hunt Charles. That is crossing a line, vampire boss lady. Don't think Charles doesn't know how to defend himself.
Charles made it clear he wasn't to be fucked with and threatened to fight her.
She liked that.
...I think.
Either way, she gave him a promotion at work the next day.
Even though she stayed up way too late the night before.
And now? Now Lala is Charles' only human(?) friend-friend! She comes over every now and then.
I think she scares everyone else, though. Well, except Murderface. She's best friends with Murderface.
And, speaking of Murderface, you may be wondering what he did after Toki stole his clothes. I'll tell you what he did.
He didn't give a single fuck.
It's time for work? Carpool? Fuck it. No clothes, no problem.
Clothes are not a thing you need to fight fires.
Ever since, he's really taken to the idea.
Thanks a lot, Toki.
I can't be too angry with Toki. He's been having a pretty rough time since the whole, best friend dying in front of him thing.
To cheer him up, Charles took him to a party. Romeo keeps inviting him to parties. Charles has been turning him down, though. He's a busy man.
It was another shady pool party with no pool. Toki had a good time anyway. While he was dancing the night away, Charles tried to score with Romeo. As per usual, Romeo wasn't interested in doing it in the bedroom.
...Elevator it is then.
Oh, well. Good sex is good sex.
As soon as they were done, Charles thought it was a pretty good time to let him down easy.
"It's not me. It's you... And your strange, fetishistic obsession with elevators." ...I love the random passerby who decided to boo Romeo.
Romeo didn't take it well.
Oh, well. See ya.
Charles maxed out his althletic skill and got really buff when I wasn't looking, aparently.
Headed home.
GQ motherfucker.
But back to Murderface! Who made an unusual discovery...
Huh.
I wish for money, I guess. The Dethsims are still pretty broke and I'm still all determined not to cheat over here.
WISH GRANTED!
So the genie went outside to skinnydip with Toki.
Murderface ended up wishing for more money... then more wishes... his wish for more wishes got him one wish and, at that point, I'd started realizing the genie was really fucking handy around the house... So I had Murderface go on a quest to release the genie.
Now what should I do with my new genie? Hmm... I know.
Close enough.
With their modest new fortune, Chales decided it was time for an upgrade.
Farewell, starter home!Mordhaus. We're moving on up.
I thought Dethsim Nathan was crying over it for a second. But, apparently, he just makes dying whale noises when he's happy.
Well, here we are.
Mordhaus: Coming Soon... ish... maybe... we'll see.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
I'm posting this to my journal this time and using a fake cut. Partly to better keep track of it. Partly, because I'm about to xpost, at least, one part to (unsurprising spoiler alert) Brutal Business.
And without further ado...
Nathan, Skwisgaar, and Charles all went to China.
Nothing worth mentioning really happened. Though, my boyfriend has gotten weirdly invested in my Dethsims. He made me give some of his Sims a place to live in China. So here you go:
That's The Hulk and Lex Luthor having an underwater tea party. The Hulk was pretty bad about splashing people and shit.
Charles don't play that way.
Everyone got back from China. Life went on as usual for the Dethsims.
Toki palling around with his bestest vampire buddy, Jessica.
Nathan continues to not give a fuck about the alone time of others.
Charles and Facebones continue to stoically put up with everyone's bullshit.
Murderface sleeping on the job. (Someone once starved to death before he got around to saving them from a fire.)
And, hmm. No candids of anyone else this week. Here, have a gratuitous ice cream truck moment:
Shit, dude. Try to contain your excitement.
So, anyway, some of the Dethsims went to a cookout!
Wait. Pickles, what are you wearing?
Pickles, are you drunk?
Skwisgaar met a sexy 5 star celebrity lady, while Pickles tried his hand at grilling.
Skwisgaar and his new lady friend headed to a club. He got some. Thank god. I was starting to get nervous I'd made a faulty Skwisgaar
Toki picked up a new hobby.
Sexy gardening.
Nathan also picked up a new hobby!
Inventing!
It uses scrap metal, so that means it is metal, right?
Seriously, though. He sets himself on fire a lot. Putting him out has become everyone else's hobby.
He's getting better at it, though. He made a metal dog toy.
I thought that meant it was a toy for dogs, so I put it with Facebones' stuff.
But Toki was the only one who played with it.
Remember Charles' boss? The one he tried to get in good with for a promotion? Aformentioned boss lady, Lala, showed up
unnanounced one evening. This was the first thing I saw upon clicking on over to see who it was:
I, honestly, didn't know what to do with that. But, hell, Charles needs that promotion. I told him to answer the door.
They chatted for a while, but she seemed more interested in other things.
I won't lie. I don't entirely trust her.
And it was getting late. Charles needed to get ready for bed. He had work in the morning. Being his boss, so did she... Though, that didn't seem to concern her too much.
She went skinnydipping with Murderface.
At this very moment, Toki was across town at a party with bestest vampire friend Jessica. It was a pretty shady party. The attire was swimwear, even though Jessica had no pool. Honestly, though, I wasn't too worried about it... Until I switched over to him just in time to catch this:
That, um, appears to be Jessica dying.
Yeah, that's definitely bestest vampire friend Jessica dying.
Oh, no.
I love how, literally, no one else gives a fuck.
With their host dead, the party was clearly over. Everyone headed home.
Meanwhile, back at home, Lala hungered....
...Which reminded the returning Toki of his poor, deceased vampire friend.
At least until he decided to cheer himself up by playing a prank on Murderface.
He's hiding the clothes of the skinnydipping Murderface.
But while Toki was pranking, Lala headed up to where Charles was sleeping.
Aaand then proceeded to stay up really late playing on the computer.
But then shit got real! Lala attempted to hunt Charles. That is crossing a line, vampire boss lady. Don't think Charles doesn't know how to defend himself.
Charles made it clear he wasn't to be fucked with and threatened to fight her.
She liked that.
...I think.
Either way, she gave him a promotion at work the next day.
Even though she stayed up way too late the night before.
And now? Now Lala is Charles' only human(?) friend-friend! She comes over every now and then.
I think she scares everyone else, though. Well, except Murderface. She's best friends with Murderface.
And, speaking of Murderface, you may be wondering what he did after Toki stole his clothes. I'll tell you what he did.
He didn't give a single fuck.
It's time for work? Carpool? Fuck it. No clothes, no problem.
Clothes are not a thing you need to fight fires.
Ever since, he's really taken to the idea.
Thanks a lot, Toki.
I can't be too angry with Toki. He's been having a pretty rough time since the whole, best friend dying in front of him thing.
To cheer him up, Charles took him to a party. Romeo keeps inviting him to parties. Charles has been turning him down, though. He's a busy man.
It was another shady pool party with no pool. Toki had a good time anyway. While he was dancing the night away, Charles tried to score with Romeo. As per usual, Romeo wasn't interested in doing it in the bedroom.
...Elevator it is then.
Oh, well. Good sex is good sex.
As soon as they were done, Charles thought it was a pretty good time to let him down easy.
"It's not me. It's you... And your strange, fetishistic obsession with elevators." ...I love the random passerby who decided to boo Romeo.
Romeo didn't take it well.
Oh, well. See ya.
Charles maxed out his althletic skill and got really buff when I wasn't looking, aparently.
Headed home.
GQ motherfucker.
But back to Murderface! Who made an unusual discovery...
Huh.
I wish for money, I guess. The Dethsims are still pretty broke and I'm still all determined not to cheat over here.
WISH GRANTED!
So the genie went outside to skinnydip with Toki.
Murderface ended up wishing for more money... then more wishes... his wish for more wishes got him one wish and, at that point, I'd started realizing the genie was really fucking handy around the house... So I had Murderface go on a quest to release the genie.
Now what should I do with my new genie? Hmm... I know.
Close enough.
With their modest new fortune, Chales decided it was time for an upgrade.
Farewell, starter home!Mordhaus. We're moving on up.
I thought Dethsim Nathan was crying over it for a second. But, apparently, he just makes dying whale noises when he's happy.
Well, here we are.
Mordhaus: Coming Soon... ish... maybe... we'll see.