Oathbound Campaign: The Dretch are Revolting
D&D quotes from Travis's 3.5 Oathbound Campaign:
DragonAge quotes:
Adam: "I like how it slows down when it goes into Alistair's pants. Because it has so much to render. Ooooh, No, it's slowing down my xBox!"
Travis: "It's so hard to get into Leliana's pants."
Adam: "Eh, fuck Leliana!"
Jenna: "No, that's the problem! We can't!"
Travis: "Flemeth is a dragon."
Adam: Wat?"
Jenna: "Yeah. Flemeth is a dragon."
Adam: "Spoilers alert!"
Jenna: "And Snape kills Dumbledore."
Into Oathbound:
Adam: "Are you teabagging me right now? I wasn't uncomfortable till that point."
Cori: "Teabagging is too far."
Cori: "You have to expand his horizon slowly."
Jenna: "That's not the only thing you have to expand slowly."
Adam: "Expand my what??"
Travis: "You never know, Adam, you may like it."
Adam: "Shelby, do you remember the last time you called NO HOMO? Yeah, ME NEITHER!"
Jenna: "He said he's a virgin, not his asshole."
Adam: "Wait, your asshole's a separate entity? What's his name?"
Shelby: "Maximillian."
Cori: "Does he make a million?"
Shelby: "My beard grew in red. I'm a ginger spy. I'm the Blade of gingers."
Travis: "That means you've got a hidden ginger in you."
Jenna: "No, when the ginger's in him, it isn't hidden."
Travis: "Slim is the leader of the Dretch Revolution."
Adam: "I forgot how pathetic this really was."
Jenna: "Dretch Dretch Revolution!!"
Jenna: "Her facial expression pretty much says, Fuck You. Permanently."
Travis: "What's it with you and licking gingers?"
Shelby: "What? Who's the last ginger I licked?"
Cori: "I think you're looking at him!"
Travis: o_O
Jenna: "Liftus Separatus Crotchum."
Travis: o_O
Danielle: "I rolled an 18."
Travis: "For what?"
Jenna: "She just bit a dretch in half."
Travis: O_O
Quintus (Shelby): "I'm a human."
Flashheart (Adam): "I'm a celestial."
Bellona (Jenna): "I'm a bitch."
Shelby: "It's the gloves. They're magic."
Adam: "Magic?"
Jenna/Cori: "Enchantment? Enchantment!"
Adam: "I really appreciate that, you guys."
Travis: XD
Dretch: "Re....revolt now?"
Flashheart: "Yes. Revolt now."
Bellona: "Yes. You're revolting. Now."
Travis: O_o
Filas: "Bellona, it isn't nice to make fun of people who can't understand what you're talking about."
Dretch: (walking off towards the temple) "We're REVOLTING."
Blancalun (Danielle): "What do I have to do to herd them?"
Filas (Cori): "Take their hats."
Flashheart (Adam): "Don't do that; they won't know they're friends."
Shelby: "Travis and I go in and do booty-bumps all the time."
Everyone: "What?"
Shelby: "Booty Bumps. When you put meth up your ass."
Adam: "In the kitchen?"
Shelby: "In his room. We're not animals here!"
Adam: "We're putting rocks up our butts. Location matters!"
Adam: "Inception 2."
Travis: "The Rapening."
Adam: "That sounds like an M. Night Shyamalan movie."
Adam: "Ric has 2 potions of Serious Wound."
Adam: "Do the Dretch know where they're going?"
Cori: "They got lost walking across the clear area to the temple."
Adam: "Never mind. It wasn't a legitimate question."
Jenna: "Is it an oort?"
Travis: "It's a Dretch."
Adam: "Does it look more female?"
Travis: "No."
Jenna: "Does it look more queenly?"
Travis: "No."
Adam: "Does it look bigger?"
Travis: "No."
Cori: "Does it look smarter?"
Travis: X_X "NO."
Adam: "Ric needs to roll too."
Cori: "Haha, ric-roll."
Jenna: "I had a book in my bag. I'm ripping pages out of it. Because fuck book."
Shelby: "Yeah! Fuck your words!" "I may be clever, but I'm illiterate!"
Danielle: "I told Ric I might fall asleep here. He said to ignore Jenna whipping Travis."
Travis: "Actually, it's the other way around."
Danielle: Oh, I think we know who wears the pants in this relationship."
Adam: "It's Ric."
Cori: "I thought the point was to make him not wear the pants."
Adam: "He wears the leather pants. And the ass-less chaps."
Travis, about the guard Dretch: "He's trying to twiddle his thumbs. They're getting tangled."
Adam: "He can't figure out how many he has."
Shelby: "Adam, I will pee in your butthole."
Travis: "You find...nothing of value, because he's a damn dretch."
Danielle: "I save my ass-grabbing for my boyfriend."
Jenna: "That's ok; Adam saves his ass-grabbing for your boyfriend, too."
Shelby: "It's only gay if the taints touch."
Shelby: "The clap is all you got from Ric."
Adam: "I got a clap from Ric, all right."
Shelby: "Oh, it burrrrrrns...."
Danielle: "I could make a comment about asses burning, but...."
DragonAge quotes:
Adam: "I like how it slows down when it goes into Alistair's pants. Because it has so much to render. Ooooh, No, it's slowing down my xBox!"
Travis: "It's so hard to get into Leliana's pants."
Adam: "Eh, fuck Leliana!"
Jenna: "No, that's the problem! We can't!"
Travis: "Flemeth is a dragon."
Adam: Wat?"
Jenna: "Yeah. Flemeth is a dragon."
Adam: "Spoilers alert!"
Jenna: "And Snape kills Dumbledore."
Into Oathbound:
Adam: "Are you teabagging me right now? I wasn't uncomfortable till that point."
Cori: "Teabagging is too far."
Cori: "You have to expand his horizon slowly."
Jenna: "That's not the only thing you have to expand slowly."
Adam: "Expand my what??"
Travis: "You never know, Adam, you may like it."
Adam: "Shelby, do you remember the last time you called NO HOMO? Yeah, ME NEITHER!"
Jenna: "He said he's a virgin, not his asshole."
Adam: "Wait, your asshole's a separate entity? What's his name?"
Shelby: "Maximillian."
Cori: "Does he make a million?"
Shelby: "My beard grew in red. I'm a ginger spy. I'm the Blade of gingers."
Travis: "That means you've got a hidden ginger in you."
Jenna: "No, when the ginger's in him, it isn't hidden."
Travis: "Slim is the leader of the Dretch Revolution."
Adam: "I forgot how pathetic this really was."
Jenna: "Dretch Dretch Revolution!!"
Jenna: "Her facial expression pretty much says, Fuck You. Permanently."
Travis: "What's it with you and licking gingers?"
Shelby: "What? Who's the last ginger I licked?"
Cori: "I think you're looking at him!"
Travis: o_O
Jenna: "Liftus Separatus Crotchum."
Travis: o_O
Danielle: "I rolled an 18."
Travis: "For what?"
Jenna: "She just bit a dretch in half."
Travis: O_O
Quintus (Shelby): "I'm a human."
Flashheart (Adam): "I'm a celestial."
Bellona (Jenna): "I'm a bitch."
Shelby: "It's the gloves. They're magic."
Adam: "Magic?"
Jenna/Cori: "Enchantment? Enchantment!"
Adam: "I really appreciate that, you guys."
Travis: XD
Dretch: "Re....revolt now?"
Flashheart: "Yes. Revolt now."
Bellona: "Yes. You're revolting. Now."
Travis: O_o
Filas: "Bellona, it isn't nice to make fun of people who can't understand what you're talking about."
Dretch: (walking off towards the temple) "We're REVOLTING."
Blancalun (Danielle): "What do I have to do to herd them?"
Filas (Cori): "Take their hats."
Flashheart (Adam): "Don't do that; they won't know they're friends."
Shelby: "Travis and I go in and do booty-bumps all the time."
Everyone: "What?"
Shelby: "Booty Bumps. When you put meth up your ass."
Adam: "In the kitchen?"
Shelby: "In his room. We're not animals here!"
Adam: "We're putting rocks up our butts. Location matters!"
Adam: "Inception 2."
Travis: "The Rapening."
Adam: "That sounds like an M. Night Shyamalan movie."
Adam: "Ric has 2 potions of Serious Wound."
Adam: "Do the Dretch know where they're going?"
Cori: "They got lost walking across the clear area to the temple."
Adam: "Never mind. It wasn't a legitimate question."
Jenna: "Is it an oort?"
Travis: "It's a Dretch."
Adam: "Does it look more female?"
Travis: "No."
Jenna: "Does it look more queenly?"
Travis: "No."
Adam: "Does it look bigger?"
Travis: "No."
Cori: "Does it look smarter?"
Travis: X_X "NO."
Adam: "Ric needs to roll too."
Cori: "Haha, ric-roll."
Jenna: "I had a book in my bag. I'm ripping pages out of it. Because fuck book."
Shelby: "Yeah! Fuck your words!" "I may be clever, but I'm illiterate!"
Danielle: "I told Ric I might fall asleep here. He said to ignore Jenna whipping Travis."
Travis: "Actually, it's the other way around."
Danielle: Oh, I think we know who wears the pants in this relationship."
Adam: "It's Ric."
Cori: "I thought the point was to make him not wear the pants."
Adam: "He wears the leather pants. And the ass-less chaps."
Travis, about the guard Dretch: "He's trying to twiddle his thumbs. They're getting tangled."
Adam: "He can't figure out how many he has."
Shelby: "Adam, I will pee in your butthole."
Travis: "You find...nothing of value, because he's a damn dretch."
Danielle: "I save my ass-grabbing for my boyfriend."
Jenna: "That's ok; Adam saves his ass-grabbing for your boyfriend, too."
Shelby: "It's only gay if the taints touch."
Shelby: "The clap is all you got from Ric."
Adam: "I got a clap from Ric, all right."
Shelby: "Oh, it burrrrrrns...."
Danielle: "I could make a comment about asses burning, but...."