Cruel Tricks for Stupid Solicitors

[wilder_hiryu]

An entry in sixty-forty's journal reminded of this silly scene from my life and I think it makes for an amusing tale. I hope you enjoy it, you sick people you

Comments

*snork*

[indignant1]

Beautiful.

I usually tell those 'fine art' salespeople I *am* an artist.
I've had some of the most ambitious responses, such as:
"Well than! You should buy some more art! What kind of artists doesn't collect other art?"
All the way to the girl who tried to convince me to buy it just for the frames.
I also had one guy who was carrying around his portfolio as well and trying to sell his sketches...

[matorias]

My problem is with those stinky phone solicitors, even if you hang up they keep calling. Can't say I've had too many encounters with door to door crack dudes, but I would LOVE for them to place their eyes on Subuki. Too bad that doesn't work over the phone...

[sixtyforty]

That's awesome! I could so hear your voice while reading that, too.