i fucked elvis. i fucked him hard. i did! i did

[wildeyed]

the nervousness is nerve-racking and soul-eating because I keep thinking 'le francais - est-ce que tu le parles?!" because i know i'm going to make a fool of myself and ask for owl testicles when all i want is a piece of cheese but hey, it really don't matter none, 'cause I have Al Green revolving in my head, romancing me with his driving plea that

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[streaks]

OWL TesticLES YES
i want that to be my lj name. which part says owl testicles?

[gglass]

On the bright side, I'm sure France would have the best prepared owl testicles of any country.

Bethy started randomly playing that Al Green song when I was reading your entry...spooky.

[wildeyed]

when in Rome... eat the owl testicles and smile about it.

or at least, that's what they say...

[sunflower_guy]

hé Laura, reste cool...

Et souviens-toi que si le coq est le symbole des français,
c'est seulement parce que c'est le seul oiseau qui peut chanter AVEC LES PIEDS DANS LA MERDE.

Alors, reste cool.

[thesnowysoviet]

It's "fromage," dear. Stiff upper lip, you'll be fine.

[phosphodae]

If they know you're an exchange student, they'll be fuckin' impressed with whatever degree of French you know-- and I know you know more than enough to floor them.

Knock 'em dead, kid. &hearts