I have a fabulous night planned full of Hedwig and Glam rock ( Read more... )

• Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
• Next door neighbor is a real asshole
• Has a head he can't think with
• An eye he can't see out of
• His best friend is a pussy

Crazy bird flu in Romania :(

Could trigger human flu pandemic

God is finally using his Intelligence to design a way to rid the the Earth of humans.

Thus proving Intelligent Design, case closed.

The religious zealots were right all along, evolution is crap.

Go read this

All hail the Flying Spagetti Monster!!!!! Leave a comment  2 

Marching Bands Of Manhattan
If I could open my arms
And span the length of the isle of Manhattan,
I'd bring it to where you are
Making a lake of the East River and Hudson
And if I could open my mouth
Wide enough for a marching band to march out of
They would make your name sing
And bend through alleys and bounce off other buildings.

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I realized something that is very strange about Seattle, but probably applies to most of the US. Nobody has a MEC backpack.

Mountain Equipment Coop is such a staple, at least on the west coast of Kanuckistan I don't think a day has gone by where I haven't seen someone with a MEC jacket or backpack.......

Stolen from princeargon who in turn stole from magic_elf.

I'm a self-hating tight ass, yay for me :)

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% GirlishYou are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch ( Read more... )

( My newest Lego creation )

Beautiful Song, makes me cry.

What Sarah Said

And it came to me then that every plan is a tiny prayer to father time
As I stared at my shoes in the ICU that reeked of piss and 409
And I rationed my breathes as I said to myself that I'd already taken too much today
As each descending peak of the LCD took you a little farther away from me

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