2 • Green Oxford • [Lotsa' Action/Voice]
Leo
• Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
• Today is what life's all about. Go get 'em tiger!
• Don't sleep, shriners want to eat you.
• Quit your job. Who needs that crap?
[Action / For Barnaby]
[Unfortunately, somebody didn't bother to look over their journal this morning, when he undresses half-asleep and steps into the shower. In the middle of washing the shampoo out of his hair, he notices a tickling feeling against his back, and when he turns-there's a spider the size of his entire head on the tile wall.
HOLY SHIT.
When he stumbles out of the bathroom dragging a pair of pants back on he trips over his own ankle, faceplants, and looks up to find... more spiders. More and more spiders, all over the apartment-and they all in unison turn to stare at him with wide beady black eyes.]
...E-eheh...
[POR QUE?!?!
Cue a huge racket in Community Housing 1, Floor 3, Room 14; lots of breaking noises and hissing and WOOOAHWOAH ACKs. By they time they've systematically defeated him and are dragging him helplessly with webs, he's punching in his PDA for Barnaby.]
Oi, Bunny!! [Webs... all over... getting dragged... SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS] Can you bring me some Raid?!
[Voice / Open To All]
What the hell! Giant spiders?! Really? [the sound of the journal crumpling as he looks SUPER CLOSE at it] What's with this, huh?! Don't tell me this is supposed to be one of those shift things, right?? Dammit, I wasn't looking forward to one of these...! What is that supposed to even mean?? 'Today is what life's all about'...? Ha! I'm sure.
... 'go get 'em tiger'. Malnosso, you're not very cute. Not at all...
[He blinks in the middle of his ramble, as if he just realized something. And sits for a moment, before a dreamy smile crosses his face.]
But y'know... It's not so bad. I mean, horoscopes are really helpful sometimes, aren't they? Those Malnosso, maybe they're just being considerate! Maaa, how nice of them.... [Headturn--] And the sun! So bright, even though we just had a ton of snow... Today really is a wonderful day, naa? And the trees are all so green and pretty! Oi, did you know green is one of my favoritest colors...?
Just... brings a nice smile to your face.
[Oh christ. You can find him being unnaturally happy and content, whether he's sitting near the fountain enjoying the scenery or he's sitting in the forest near the lake in a big winter coat... Aaaah. Yes, what a wonderful day indeed... One can find him like this on Friday or Saturday, being all content.
Though... On Sunday of the event? When he's just his normal ol' self for once? For some reason-cough, horoscope, cough-he hasn't been able to go to bed. He sluggishly drags himself out of bed, makes a ton of coffee, visits the restaurant, goes to the bar-he can only hope the booze will help to knock him out. Man, this sucks. He's going on two nights without sleeping, so if you notice he's a bit sluggish, that might be the conundrum. He's just lucky the shift isn't letting it effect his brain's health, man. `_`]
[[ooc: so much stuff :|;; Basically Friday is 'spiders + happy~~~', Saturday is 'happy day cont.', and Sunday is his sleeping problems day! Just lemme know what day it is via subject line or obviousness or whatever you want. He'll be around later in the week, too. So yeah! XD]]
• Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
• Today is what life's all about. Go get 'em tiger!
• Don't sleep, shriners want to eat you.
• Quit your job. Who needs that crap?
[Action / For Barnaby]
[Unfortunately, somebody didn't bother to look over their journal this morning, when he undresses half-asleep and steps into the shower. In the middle of washing the shampoo out of his hair, he notices a tickling feeling against his back, and when he turns-there's a spider the size of his entire head on the tile wall.
HOLY SHIT.
When he stumbles out of the bathroom dragging a pair of pants back on he trips over his own ankle, faceplants, and looks up to find... more spiders. More and more spiders, all over the apartment-and they all in unison turn to stare at him with wide beady black eyes.]
...E-eheh...
[POR QUE?!?!
Cue a huge racket in Community Housing 1, Floor 3, Room 14; lots of breaking noises and hissing and WOOOAHWOAH ACKs. By they time they've systematically defeated him and are dragging him helplessly with webs, he's punching in his PDA for Barnaby.]
Oi, Bunny!! [Webs... all over... getting dragged... SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS] Can you bring me some Raid?!
[Voice / Open To All]
What the hell! Giant spiders?! Really? [the sound of the journal crumpling as he looks SUPER CLOSE at it] What's with this, huh?! Don't tell me this is supposed to be one of those shift things, right?? Dammit, I wasn't looking forward to one of these...! What is that supposed to even mean?? 'Today is what life's all about'...? Ha! I'm sure.
... 'go get 'em tiger'. Malnosso, you're not very cute. Not at all...
[He blinks in the middle of his ramble, as if he just realized something. And sits for a moment, before a dreamy smile crosses his face.]
But y'know... It's not so bad. I mean, horoscopes are really helpful sometimes, aren't they? Those Malnosso, maybe they're just being considerate! Maaa, how nice of them.... [Headturn--] And the sun! So bright, even though we just had a ton of snow... Today really is a wonderful day, naa? And the trees are all so green and pretty! Oi, did you know green is one of my favoritest colors...?
Just... brings a nice smile to your face.
[Oh christ. You can find him being unnaturally happy and content, whether he's sitting near the fountain enjoying the scenery or he's sitting in the forest near the lake in a big winter coat... Aaaah. Yes, what a wonderful day indeed... One can find him like this on Friday or Saturday, being all content.
Though... On Sunday of the event? When he's just his normal ol' self for once? For some reason-cough, horoscope, cough-he hasn't been able to go to bed. He sluggishly drags himself out of bed, makes a ton of coffee, visits the restaurant, goes to the bar-he can only hope the booze will help to knock him out. Man, this sucks. He's going on two nights without sleeping, so if you notice he's a bit sluggish, that might be the conundrum. He's just lucky the shift isn't letting it effect his brain's health, man. `_`]
[[ooc: so much stuff :|;; Basically Friday is 'spiders + happy~~~', Saturday is 'happy day cont.', and Sunday is his sleeping problems day! Just lemme know what day it is via subject line or obviousness or whatever you want. He'll be around later in the week, too. So yeah! XD]]