2005: the year that was

[wildlyoscillate]

Before I start, let me say that my memory is pathetic, so I can't really remember the first half of the year.

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[epigram_]

"Joe, for being AWESOME!" hahah are you sure its not the pill talking!?
props to the bedroom floor chic.
here's to an even better year next year.

[wildlyoscillate]

For once, it isn't. Unless mum slipped something in my dinner. Oh, that's right, the bitch didn't make me any dinner tonight! Fuck you, mum!
I can't wait to see what next year has in store.

spin durrie for a BOURKEY IN A BOTTLE.

[misterfuck]

Bourkey and his dad jokes make for the best of times.
Oh! Bourkey is a delight when he's awake because he is great!
U have been assaulted by my black texta once!
R you going to party HARD & LONG on new years eve? YES!!!
Kool on the dance floor & in the fridge.
Ep! There's no one who doesn't love a Bourkey.
Y is he so awesomevale? I'LL NEVER KNOW!

Re: spin durrie for a BOURKEY IN A BOTTLE.

[wildlyoscillate]

Awww, Nev, you are the best. Props to you forever.
New Years is going to be freaken awesome!!!

[stepforward]

Holy woahfux!
I don't think any year could be as absocompletemly spazwastically funtimes as this year!

[wildlyoscillate]

Except for next year! Bring it on!

[stepforward]

but it won't be new next year. there won't be nearly as many new people and places and experiences...

[wildlyoscillate]

How do you know? I'll remind you of this in a year's time, and you be all like "wow, tank (that'll be our new word), we know so many new people and we do so many new things and I can't believe Gus and I are married and I can't believe you are King of the universe!" and I'll be all like "spa (another new word), I told you so!"

[wildlyoscillate]

Of course you did! It's not every day I have my mind blown by a conversation.

[wildlyoscillate]

AFRs forever!

[wildlyoscillate]

Oh, that's right! God, my memory is bad.
2006 better be as awesometimes, or I'm demanding my money back.