"We here at the National Australia Bank understand the problems facing people in today's world. We understand that sometimes people just need to get high. That's why we've developed a program for people such as yourself, who find they are unable to pay their debts due to drug-related poverty. It's called prostitution. NOW GIVE US OUR FUCKEN MONEY!"
How was that? I think I'm going to make an excellent debt collector.
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i mean GO NICK!
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To make others life miserable.
"I don't have any money! I don't!! I only took out that loan to feed my drug habit. Now I dont have any money to repay you. I don't!"
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How was that? I think I'm going to make an excellent debt collector.
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