Taken from Jesus who took it from Jinxie
Why are you taking yet another shuffle quiz?
Song: "Come out You Black'n Tans."
Artist: Wolfe Tones
Comment: ...because I'm looking for a fight?
What’s currently in your fridge?
Song: "Barrett's Privateers"
Artist: The Irish Descendents
Comment: People. That's... rather wierd. Sad people.
Your biggest nightmare?
Song: "Trains"
Artist: ThouShaltNot
Comment: Irony. This song is about riding trains because one's so afraid to drive. And I am afraid to drive, so I take the train to work...
What place would you like to visit?
Song: "Wonderful"
Composer: Everclear
Comment: Someplace wonderful. Someplace not here.
A reason to commit suicide?
Song: "It Can't Rain all the Time"
Artist: Jane Siberry
Comment: My shuffle button is an alien. So it defies logic. Yes.
Why are we here?
Song: "Book of Black Dreams"
Composer: Deadsy
Comment: Huh. Well, that's a fun day...
Something you never dared to say to anyone…?
Song: "Life Support"
Artist: RENT
Comment: *stays quiet*
One thing the world really doesn’t need?
Song: "Hog's Eye Man"
Composer: Rough Bark
Comment: It's true...
What’s your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Song: "Celestial"
Artist: P.O.D.
Comment: *whines* Do I have to comment on these things?
If you could invent something, what would it be?
Song: "Street Urchins"
Composer: Aladdin
Comment: Ah yes, because those street urchins are so damn hard to invent. Curse them. A lot.
The last thing you say before you die?
Song: "Puff the Magic Dragon"
Artist: Irish Rovers
Comment: Well shit. Drugs are baad.
What’s your destiny?
Song: "The Worst Day Since Yesterday"
Artist: Flogging Molly
Comment: My destiny is Office Space. Well, joy.
What do you do when you’re alone in an elevator?
Song: "Beautiful Goodbye"
Composer: Amanda Marshall
Comment: o.O Can one do that alone?
Why do people go fishing?
Song: "Crimson and Clover"
Artist: Deadsy and Cher
Comment: Because they want to love the fish?
What would you do with your slaves?
Song: "Anything Right"
Composer: P.O.D.
Comment: Tell them to Fuck Off?
Is there a man on the moon?
Song: "LA Woman"
Artist: Billy Idol
Comment: Yes, and he rocks to a wonderful beat.
What does hell look like?
Song: "The Origin of Love"
Artist: John Cameron Mitchell
Comment: Aww... Hell is earth. Shit.
About what would you like to write a book?
Song: "The Walk"
Artist: The Cure
Comment: Something really depressing and dark?
The best thing ever is…?
Song: "French Taunter"
Artist: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Comment: It really is the best thing ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Song: "ILLUMINATI"
Artist: Malice Mizer
Comment: To have an orgy?
Why do you listen to music?
Song: "World Falls Away"
Composer: Seether
Comment: ...Exactly.
What do you do when you’re alone and nobody’s watching?
Song: "Cody's Song"
Artist: Kenny Loggins
Comment: get scared and lonely?
Why are other people so stupid?
Song: "I'm Going Home"
Artist: The Migraines
Comment: A punk cover of Rocky Horror Picture Show. I think that explains everything.
Last thing you ate?
Song: "It's Raining"
Artist: Peter paul and mary.
Comment: Nope. Don't see it.
Why is grass green?
Song: "What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?"
Artist: The Men of the Robert Shaw Chorus
Comment: Why does this make sense to me?
Your phone is ringing, but who’s on the other end?
Song: "I'm Too Sexy."
Composer: Right Said Fred
Comment: THE STRIPPERS ARE CALLING AGAIN! NOOOO!
What should you stop doing?
Song: "Exquisite Corpse"
Composer: John Cameron Mitchell.
Comment: getting sewn up?
A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
Song: "Let Your Silence Sing"
Artist: ThouShaltNot
Comment: Well, go look up the lyrics. It's a good song anyway.