Stereotypes - THE MEME!

[wildmaera]

Rules:
Basically, bold any stereotype that has been placed upon you or that should be placed upon you based on who you are.



I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm JEWISH, so I must be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I have a bad drinking problem, but that's cuz I like the drink, not cuz I'm Irish...)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. (Whoo! Nazi! Cuz I so totally am a bigotted bitch who kills people.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm ARGENTINIAN, so I MUST be arrogant and conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (*blinks* Riiiiiiight)
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Well, I'm loudmouthed and slightly arrogant, I'm not going to lie, but not obese.)
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. (Kill the fuckers!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Heehee, Posh...hehee)
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. (Hoshit! I AM a tall blonde, blue-eyed lesbian! *faints*)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. (Wow, two right in a row, I'm shocked, but that's not because I'm Swedish...)
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (*facepalm*)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (Killllzz)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Well, the girl part... meh...)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not listen to good music.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a mindless servant of the Pope.
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting. (Funny story there, someone did try to convert me once... save my soul and all. *giggles*)
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted(I read porn, not watch... But, I think it counts.)
I have PIERCINGS and TATTOOS, so I MUST be up to no good. (Hey! I like Rodge and Aye! They will soon be joined with another)
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. ("I'll teach you to be popular." xD I had to. ((I had to keep this one, because it made me laugh)))
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. (I am strong, and I worked hard to become strong. That doesn't mean I'm stupid.)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Heh...)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I hang out with TEENAGED DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be a lazy, junk eating couch potato.
I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a FEMALE VIDEOGAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean.
I'm GOTH, so I NEVER smile.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (I rarely draw, but it is usually anime-style.((Me too)))
I collect MANGA, so I MUST be a freak.
I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (Bite me.)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Bite me.)
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay. (I am gay. Bite me.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Proud of it!)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Mwhwhaha...?)
I STUDY HARD, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around. (... oh! They're talking about men being gay now, shit don't them know tis a flexible term?)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (Ew.)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (*facepalm*)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING, so I MUST be lesbian. (Too right! But that doesn't make me interested in my friends!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (well, I am, but not because I hang out with gays.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (How does this work?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Um. No.)
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (No comment)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (Shurrup!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. (Can it be death timez now?)
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I've NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST not be good enough.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I HATE RAP music, so I MUST not fit in.
I HATE REGGAETON, so I MUSTN’T be cool.
I MOVE AROUND a lot, so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
I wear TRENCH COATS, so I MUST be like those Columbine kids. (Ah, I remember the days where it was a rule that you couldn't wear trenchcoats in a public school, and I did...)
I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, so I MUST be a stupid, back-water hick.
I collect KNIVES, so I MUST be a psycho killer. (Well, with this much shit, YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!)
I believe in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (And still love Disney).
I'm a HARRY POTTER fan, so I MUST be a fantasizing child that believes in devil-worship. (Mmmm. The devil. Nummy)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.